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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:49 am


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U R WEEABU DESU~ 4 GOIGN 2 SCUUL DAT TEACHES JAPANEZE
I AM MOAR KAWAII DESU

KAWAII KAWAII KAWAII NEKOMIMI NEKOMIMI NEKOMIMI
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU


Just spotted this on a topic in GD about Japanese.
In my head, I was thinking 'First learn English, then move on to Japanese'.

Then just a little later she has the nerve to post this:

ACTION faust


they think that they're ********' important.
one thinks that they're hot stuff, one thinks that they're not emo, but they're emo already....

s**t, what are parents teaching their children now?

@It Rained Outside = those who still have the newbie clothing attached, those who use bad grammar, those who have stupid usernamed
PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:04 pm


I agree. You need to learn English (or whatever your primary language is) first before attempting another language. -sighs at the font color and size-

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:36 pm


I would believe she's making fun of Weaboos in her first quote, but since she misspelled 'usernames' I find it very hard to take her seriously at all.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:50 pm


A Hardcore Goldfish
I would believe she's making fun of Weaboos in her first quote, but since she misspelled 'usernames' I find it very hard to take her seriously at all.


It's hard to take anyone seriously when they speak "text-talk" or chatspeak. Why? Because they sound absolutely unintelligible.

Who the hell, in one's right sane mind, would want to read their resumes, anyway??? question

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:04 pm


I really wish I hadn't read that. The font color alone is enough to blind.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:00 pm


How far are you...

"I'm more cute you"? What the hell?

*Knows a little Japanese*

Seriously... how do you verbally rape two languages in a single post?! It shouldn't be possible!


...from the neverending chaos?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:10 pm


Demonic Repentance
How far are you...

"I'm more cute you"? What the hell?

*Knows a little Japanese*

Seriously... how do you verbally rape two languages in a single post?! It shouldn't be possible!


...from the neverending chaos?


Couldn't have said it better myself. And that font color looks like the damn' sun shining in your face when you've just gotten up. gonk
PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:26 pm


Hey, guess what? Now you're an idiot AND lack the ability to spell in two different languages! Congratulations, there's no language you can't maul!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:19 pm


That baka*!

Arrigato domo* for the mods of "Why Not?" for letting us be able to express our feelings of this...this...BUNPOU RITSUZEN*!

*Baka=Idiot
*Arrigato domo=Thank you very much.
*Bunpou ritsuzen=Grammer horror
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:42 pm


May I request a translation? I think if I read any farther than the first five lines, my head will explode.

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 5:25 pm


- shudder - I'm melting... I'm melting! Oh, wait, never mind. That's just my brain falling out of my pores. gonk
PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 6:35 am


AHAHAHA. She stuck a Japanese word/phrase in the middle of an English sentence. I hate that. It makes me want to break off fingers and feed them to the previous owners. Ahahaha.

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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 2:03 pm


Nicholas Kaze
May I request a translation? I think if I read any farther than the first five lines, my head will explode.


I'll my best to acquiesce to your request.
What this person says is translated as follows:

"You are a 'weeaboo'(To my knowledge, 'weeaboo' is a derogatory term for a person obsessed with Japan), desu, for going to a school that teaches Japanese. I am more kawaii desu."

I'll just translate the rest from Japanese, because what she(I assume it is a girl) says is rather funny.

"Cute! Cute! Cute! Cat ears! Cat ears! Cat ears!
It's! It's! It's! It's! It's! It's!"

As to the second paragraph (if you can call it that), she says:

" They think that they're -bleep- important.
One of them thinks that they're hot stuff, and one thinks that they're not an emo, but they're already emo.

At It Rained Outside (I assume it is a username)= Those who still have the new user style of clothing, those who use bad grammar, and those who have stupid usernames."

I hope my translation helps you to understand this girl's impressive butchering of the English and Japanese languages.
PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 2:06 pm


My eyes hurt from the bright orange. D:

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