Star Wars Insult Lines

[lady_skuld]

I'm trying for a new game. While talking a bit with Nelo, we wondered what would be the star wars equivalent of an insult comic? You know, like triumph or the like.

Well, here's your chance to come up with as many yo mama, yo so fat, yo so ugly, and whatever possible insults that the star wars community could even think about throwing at each other.

So,

Yo momma so fat that when she wore a fur coat, a tuskin raider thought she was a bantha.  

[elvisnake2]

Yo momma's so weak-minded, Jedi don't need to use the force to mind trick her!  

[Nelowulf]

Ya, well yo mamma's so ugly, a Vong beat her in a beauty contest!  

[Sol Walker]

Your momma's so at it would take the Death Star super laser to trim her blubber.  

[elvisnake2]

Yo momma's so dumb, she believed Anakin's fall to the Dark Side!  

[Sol Walker]

I could have been your dad, but a Gungan beat me over the fence.  

[Nelowulf]

That's because you're so fat you made a droid think a hutt was anorexic when you stood next to it.  

[lady_skuld]

Yeah, well you're so ugly that a drunk Zeltron turned down having sex with you, even if you paid her.  

[Sol Walker]

You're so dumb you think an automated phone is a droid Caller.  

[elvisnake2]

You're so dumb, you think parsecs are a unit of time!  

[lady_skuld]

Yeah? Well nerf herders call you "scruffy"!  

[Sol Walker]

Your stench could gag a Tauntaun.  

[Nelowulf]

So? You have a lightsaber that doesnt' ignite.  

[Sol Walker]

That line was weaker than a mouse droid's mental caculties.  

[Nelowulf]

You're about as threatening as an Ixll.