CAN WE JUST LIEK BANG NOW?

[b0ybands]

this whole going base-by-base thing is getting irritating
w/e
one more to go.






Discuss how I'm bored and I feel like talking about elephants.
Tell me about your favorite animal.

I used to have a collection of elephant figurines when i was young. It was quite impressive. I'd take them all out at night and play with them under the "tree of life," aka the potted fern.
I was a special child.  

[Zealous Blue]

I was pretty special too.

I was scared of the clock on my living room wall.

I thought it was watching me.

So I'd hide behind the couch and watch it back.

Elephants are cute. c:  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Whenever daddy Rex gets to first base he goes right oer the pitchers mound. I've no patience and a lot of drive.

Alligators. I love gators. I used to raise them.  

[b0ybands]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Whenever daddy Rex gets to first base he goes right oer the pitchers mound. I've no patience and a lot of drive.

Alligators. I love gators. I used to raise them.

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, O SAGE ONE.


And that's pretty cool, I must say.
I like alligators' tongues. They're funny-looking.

@Blue: I used to be afraid of clocks too. D: The digital ones. I was afraid they'd project dinosaurs and eat me.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

There's nothing to teach you. When he touches your boob, you grab his d**k and take it all the way from there.  

[Status Quo Joe]

Red Panda.


and about sex.
I need some.
like nao.
Yesterday I got stopped before I even really started.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Status Quo Joe

Red Panda.


and about sex.
I need some.
like nao.
Yesterday I got stopped before I even really started.

You have to flip a table to drive the point home.  

[Killer Zeit]

Ah, Kelleh hav beeg sex driev. D;

DON'T CATCH ANY STDs, IZZENAI.



And I did lots of weird things as a kid.
One time I jumped off the roof with a plastic bag thinking it would act as a parachute.

Didn't work, I tried twice.
TWICE.



My dad also had this "lumberjack" mask. It was a full mask with black curly hair, big teeth, scary eyes, and a pipe, with a red plaid hat.
Scared the s**t out of me and my dad would always use it to scare me.

One time he hooked it to the ceiling of the shower, so when I was taking a shower I looked up and saw it and FREAKED THE ******** OUT.
Yeah. So I don't like lumberjacks.  

[Status Quo Joe]

I pissed my girl off something fierce.

so now I have a shitty relationship and get no ********.  

[Status Quo Joe]

Just get him to grab your Vag.
It works.