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SuperDuperRockLee

PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:04 pm


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TO HIS OR HER RESPECTIVE NECK.

seriously, what the ******** is wrong with you people?

i frankly don't give a s**t if your emo, nerd, punk, asian, indian, black, whatever. i don't give half a ******** if you don't wear hollister or abercrombie, i will NOT accept you as a human being.

i'm sorry, but preps are the dominating clique in ALL high schools. there is no exception. ******** all of you losers who don't know how you're supposed to dress, how you're supposed to act, and how you're supposed to BLEND THE ******** IN.

you're an idiot if you think that you're original. you're right on if you think you stand out, because you do, and NOBODY ******** LIKES YOU. whenever i see an emo f*****t or a gangster ****** or a 4 ft tall korean bookworm, i want to ******** slice their necks.

seriously, stop trying to be original. join us. you'll be happier.

discuss how i'm right.


You want to know how you are right? This is how you are right (in point as well as grammar) :
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:55 pm


Who, (for lack of a better phrase) the <********> wrote that?

Most people can't even afford that kind of stuff, and why in the nine worlds would you want to blend in?

The first part of her not caring thing was alright, but... after that... That was retarded.

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:51 pm


That was wrong in more ways than one. If she cannot accept my existance because I can't afford (and even if I could, I still wouldn't) to wear her damn type of clothes, then I refuse to accept her existence for being unable to type correctly. Sorry if that seemed narrow minded, but it's people like this who make me question the world at times...
PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:55 am


Dameon_Patron_of_Healing
That was wrong in more ways than one. If she cannot accept my existance because I can't afford (and even if I could, I still wouldn't) to wear her damn type of clothes, then I refuse to accept her existence for being unable to type correctly. Sorry if that seemed narrow minded, but it's people like this who make me question the world at times...
I must agree with you there.

SuperDuperRockLee


SuperDuperRockLee

PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:34 pm


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:39 pm


I"m a happy geek in friendship of goths and punks. My unknown brand names is good enough for me. They are comfortable and easy to fit into.

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Galad Aglaron
Captain

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:33 am


It's people like this that make me want to break things.

Would that I knew who wrote that.

Hollister or Abercrombie? Armani's where it's at, y'all. Well, Armani and Industrie. And maybe Politix... and SABA... and FCUK. I just realised how many of my favourite brand names are intentional misspellings. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:11 am


Galad Damodred
It's people like this that make me want to break things.

Would that I knew who wrote that.

Hollister or Abercrombie? Armani's where it's at, y'all. Well, Armani and Industrie. And maybe Politix... and SABA... and FCUK. I just realised how many of my favourite brand names are intentional misspellings. sweatdrop
Nice one there, Galad. [laughs]

SuperDuperRockLee


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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:49 pm


I wear whatever I think is cute, comfortable, or cool. (Haha, alliteration!)

I change from causal to lolita to whatever.

Yeah, I usually don't wear anything from A&F or Hollister.

Aeropostale, Hot Topic, Pac Sun, Forever 21, Charlotte Russe, Armani Exchange, Express (men and women), and many other stores.

I guess subconciously I really do care about what people say and think, but I don't think it affects me much as a person. I still wear whatever I want.

Oh, wait. This was about grammar. Hahaha.
Yeah, pretty cruddy.

Was that somewhere in the GD?
...
I'm not that conformist... I hope.
PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2008 11:35 am


I'm amazed so far on how they forget the MAIN PREPPY RULE- DON'T CURSE ABOUT OTHERS. I guess they don't also see how some of us dress in certain ways to ward off attention, by giving off negative vibes to the everyday crowd. Also, about that joining the "Preppies", it's not easy.

To even be a "preppy".......

A) Must be rich/are raised with well "good" (blech in my opinion) style that consists of rich brandnames.

B) Possibly gossip alot (Basically have no lives, I bet you all 100 gold this person doesn't have one, thus why they rant about this)

C) Have a really well-known cellphone (Every single one I've met has an iPhone , it's insane)

D) Not know much about computers (I've seen too many computers "broken" by them and have me be all smart and fix them up again, but better, it's really sad.)

E) Be good at sports (There's alot of good preppy atheletes in every school)

F) Have high grades (Some by cheating)

G) Know how to cheat (Look down below on how I know)

and H) MUST BE ABLE TO SPELL AND USE GRAMMAR WELL. Apparently this person isn't preppy, they're really just a wannabe preppy.

Oh, and about how people are to blend in- When looking for a job from a company, they try to find people who usually are different from the mainstream that can get a job done well, but have some ideas and quirk to them that stand out really well. It's funny when 8 preppies get declined, yet a goth/emo/etc person is accepted for the job. XD

And for those of you that would like to know how I know a few of these, I eavesdrop on classmates from time to time, because I'm writing a side paper on human behavior. It's a psychology thing I'm into sweatdrop

If I've missed any, pm me smile

Swell Sundae


Natsuri

PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:46 am


Dameon_Patron_of_Healing
That was wrong in more ways than one. If she cannot accept my existence because I can't afford (and even if I could, I still wouldn't) to wear her damn type of clothes, then I refuse to accept her existence for being unable to type correctly. Sorry if that seemed narrow minded, but it's people like this who make me question the world at times...


Galad Damodred
It's people like this that make me want to break things.

Would that I knew who wrote that.

Hollister or Abercrombie? Armani's where it's at, y'all. Well, Armani and Industrie. And maybe Politix... and SABA... and FCUK. I just realized how many of my favourite brand names are intentional misspellings. sweatdrop


You all are so right on...it's people like her that makes me wish North Korea bombed the living f**k out of this pathetic world...maybe I'm just being too harsh...maybe not. ::shrugs:: emo

It's sad...and hard to believe that there are such self-righteous scum like her. Well, what can I say? If you don't like me shopping for discount clothes, shut up and get the hell out of my face! evil As if my extremely ignorant and close-minded fool of a cousin from New Jersey isn't intolerable already...

Sorry, just rambling off...that was my inner hollow talking.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:33 pm


Natsuri


You all are so right on...it's people like her that makes me wish North Korea bombed the living f**k out of this pathetic world...maybe I'm just being too harsh...maybe not. ::shrugs:: emo

It's sad...and hard to believe that there are such self-righteous scum like her. Well, what can I say? If you don't like me shopping for discount clothes, shut up and get the hell out of my face! evil As if my extremely ignorant and close-minded fool of a cousin from New Jersey isn't intolerable already...

Sorry, just rambling off...that was my inner hollow talking.


Don't worry mate. It's times like this that I feel like having one of my friends help me steal an atomic bomb... But, alas, that is, as of yet, impossible... I need some more help...

Think about it, you don't have a clinically insane cousin who wants to murder you in your sleep.

I practically sew my own clothes, and I'm good at it. It's not that I can't afford it, it's that the clothes that I wear cannot be bought ready- made. Of course, I wear jeans, and some American clothes, but usually, I'm walking around in traditional clothes from my Hindustan. And, honestly, India's version of Abercrombie is awesome. Seriously, it's always glittery! But, I digress...

"The time for humans is over, we have ruled the Earth for long enough, but, alas, like the dinosaurs, we must be eradicated..."
Quote by me

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko


Natsuri

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:21 am


Nina Orusa
Natsuri


You all are so right on...it's people like her that makes me wish North Korea bombed the living f**k out of this pathetic world...maybe I'm just being too harsh...maybe not. ::shrugs:: emo

It's sad...and hard to believe that there are such self-righteous scum like her. Well, what can I say? If you don't like me shopping for discount clothes, shut up and get the hell out of my face! evil As if my extremely ignorant and close-minded fool of a cousin from New Jersey isn't intolerable already...

Sorry, just rambling off...that was my inner hollow talking.


Don't worry mate. It's times like this that I feel like having one of my friends help me steal an atomic bomb... But, alas, that is, as of yet, impossible... I need some more help...

Think about it, you don't have a clinically insane cousin who wants to murder you in your sleep.

I practically sew my own clothes, and I'm good at it. It's not that I can't afford it, it's that the clothes that I wear cannot be bought ready- made. Of course, I wear jeans, and some American clothes, but usually, I'm walking around in traditional clothes from my Hindustan. And, honestly, India's version of Abercrombie is awesome. Seriously, it's always glittery! But, I digress...

"The time for humans is over, we have ruled the Earth for long enough, but, alas, like the dinosaurs, we must be eradicated..."
Quote by me


Wow...and I thought I heard worse when it comes to cousins. confused
PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:46 pm


Wow, oh my. Reading that just got me angry, and to think that she thinks she was so right when she was typing that, makes me even more angrier!
People like her actually ruin the weaker minds of some people, and get them to become like her, by totally ruining their self confidence. Tsk tsk, what a sad world we live in nowadays. stare

Hello Duckie


Demonic Repentance

PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:09 pm


How far are you...

*Hands that retard the Seal of Epicly Epic Fail*

Standing out is a good thing.

Because, someday, those people that are all the same... I'm going to imprison them and make them wear pink. I'm going to make their eyes pink. Their world will be forced to revolve around pink. And I'll be sitting in my black castle, happily.

As for the grammar... Jeez. Seriously. Learn to type before you attempt to go on a computer. It's like being born without a soul (It can happen, though. Case one: this person, Case two: my brother) or ruling a country with no brain (see George W. Bush) xd

*Runs to get numerous explosives*


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