Random and Senseless Violence!

[LilChibiusa]

Sometimes, the only way to feel better is to smack somebody across the head with your British Literature textbook! Therefore, I propose that we begin the senseless violence in a perfectly safe RP environment. No characters needed! Choose your weapon! (And remember, this is all innocent fun and is not meant to offend or insult people.)

*whacks Malomy with her Calculus book and runs away*  

[Nebbie]

*tosses a single piece of cheese, which lands on your forehead*  

[dewshine_angel]

*Whips godleydemon with a spaghetti noodle*
rofl  

[LilChibiusa]

"NOT THE CHEESE"

*peels the slice of cheese off of her forehead throws it away*

*puts salt in Nebbie's drink when she isn't looking*  

[Malomy]

*summons a flock of birds who's droppings land all over Chibi* ninja  

[Nebbie]

ptoo! *spits out her drink*
*shakes her fist*
"well, when you're given salts, make salt-ade"
*calls upon poseidon who splashes everyone with a single wave of seawater*  

[LilChibiusa]

*uses the seawater to wash off the bird droppings*
*summons Bahamut to attack everyone* twisted  

[Malomy]

*spits out seawater*
*summons Anima to KO Bahamut* twisted  

[Nebbie]

*summons Carbunkle, who just blinks and is cute*  

[LilChibiusa]

*casts shield and auto-life*  

[Malomy]

*drops pianos on everyone*  

[Nebbie]

Ow. piano'd.
*rises from the dust with some piano keys sticking out of her mouth*
*spits them out*
*pulls out a water pistol and squirts everyone!*
(for two seconds... it's one of the small ones that doesn't carry much water)  

[LilChibiusa]

*calls the ACME corporation and has rocket powered skates delivered*
*puts on skates*
*flies into Nebbie and both fall off of the cliff*  

[Malomy]

*attempts to summon a dragon to attack, but fails and ends up summoning a giant bucket of spaghetti*  

[Nebbie]

"It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!" *is shocked into awe*