Corrupted wishes - The only place to be evil!

[d i m i r h e x]

Corrupted wishes is a fun game to play, and a chance to show your evil side. <33 LOL!
Here is how to play, I say a wish that I want such as: "I want the devoted pawn item." Then the next person to post corrupts my wish by saying: "Wish granted! But then Gaia has a recall of that item and it gets taken away. I wish for the sky to be yellow." Simple enough, no?

Okay I will start.
I wish I got some avatar art...  

[AnacinCross]

Wish granted...but in it, the artist depicts you as a chain smoking cougar.

I wish that all my end-of-term work magically finished itself with flying colours...  

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

Wish granted! But, the A+ flys away and you recieve a low mark!
Oh noez!
xDD

I wish...I wish....that there was a good movie on TV.  

[AnacinCross]

Granted!...but five minutes in, your fire alarm goes off and you're stuck standing around outside for a good three hours.

I wish that I could wake up on time in the mornings...  

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

GRANTED!
But!
You will wake up and not be able to fall asleep again! No matter what time you went to bed!
>33

I wish that I could sing!
xDD  

[d i m i r h e x]

Wish granted!

But you can only sing opera....at a heavy metal concert. <.<;;;

I wish it was sunny!  

[xo_Deidara]

Wish granted! But you won't be able to stop singing at all, so you'll have to sing instead of talking.
So people will get annoyed (and eventually bored) of you, and then you'll be friendless.
o.O

I wish there were more hot guys in my school...
o=  

[xKirst]

Granted.

But they are all gay, so uninterested in you.

I wish I could stop time.  

[xo_Deidara]

d i m i r h e x

Wish granted!

But you can only sing opera....at a heavy metal concert. <.<;;;

I wish it was sunny!

(ooc: Oops, sorry 'bout that...)

Wish granted! But the sun will randomly cause forestfires, and it will be too hot to go outside.
=D

I wish that I could find a pen in my house when I needed one...  

[xo_Deidara]

xKirst

Granted.

But they are all gay, so uninterested in you.

I wish I could stop time.

Wish granted.
But since time would be stopped, you'd be all alone, with no one to talk to and when time continued, you'd become invisible.
o=

I wish I could breath underwater.
=D  

[d i m i r h e x]

Wish granted!
But then humans capture you and you get stuck at your local aquarium. >_<

I wish I had some chocolate right now.  

[AnacinCross]

xo_Deidara

Wish granted.
But since time would be stopped, you'd be all alone, with no one to talk to and when time continued, you'd become invisible.
o=
I wish I could breath underwater.
=D

Granted, but you'd have these great disfiguring gills that people would stick random objects in to annoy you.
I wish that I was a Pokémon master!  

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

@Cross → Granted! But then you wake up.
xDD

@Dimi → Granted! But it's old and melted and mouldy.

I wish I could draw!  

[xKirst]

Granted! But you would loose your sight, making it impossible for you to see your work.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.  

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

Granted!
But you lose all the ability to do anything at all!

I wish that WoW didn't take all day to download.
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