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shibrogane
Vice Captain

Stellar Lightbringer

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:35 pm


You knew when Avedis was mad. The atmosphere of a room became a physical strain on your body, and sounds became muffled. Sometimes it even got hard to breathe. Liet had learned this over the time she had spent with the impromptu pair of guardians she'd hitched herself to. She had also learned that the best way to operate around Avedis and Strae when they were in pissy moods was just to...

Ignore them.

So she was, instead staring steadily at a toaster oven, inside which was a pair of cookie-dough flavored poptarts. It had to be said that they kept a much better breakfast cabinet than Shen had, even if their snack selection was a lot smaller. (Liet was a growing girl, and needed a lot of food.) If she turned to look at Avedis and acknowledged that he was directing the full strength of his (admittedly fear-inspiring) gaze at an empty cabinet, doubtless he would explode.

She sucked in the thick air and sighed as the toaster dinged. Maybe Strae would come in and trigger the grenade. No way in hell was she gonna do it.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:48 pm


Said potential trigger was, at this very moment, just strolling in the front door with two over-sized paper bags in tow. (No plastic, NEVER plastic. The environment and little seabirds can reap whatever benefits they happened to come across but she would NOT have icky bits of plastic sticking to her skin and cutting into her fingers.) Strae had purposely left early to avoid the onslaught of heat that would most definitely come later in the day. Not because their groceries were running low, hell no. Strae has an unnaturally high hunger tolerance, Liet's got enough pop tarts for a week's worth of breakfasts, and that 10-foot-pole can starve to death for all she cared. It's not like the b*****d can't just rip a hole in space and grab a bag of bagels himself if he was really that desperate.

With an air of apparent obliviousness that she entered the kitchen, pointedly ignoring the man. Oh, but of course she knew all too well Ave is not happy for some reason; does she care? Three guesses and the first two don't count.

She almost turned around with a innocent-enough "what" just to annoy him further, but decided to get the kettle of water boiling instead. Tea is more important.

evermore_crystal
Vice Captain


shibrogane
Vice Captain

Stellar Lightbringer

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:54 pm


Avedis cleared his throat. Once, twice- yet Strae continued to tend to her tea. And the little brat stared down at her poptarts with perfect self-absorption. No wonder he was going to go off. Everyone ignored him. "Where," he said, quite calmly actually, "is the coffee, woman?"

Liet might have known. It was always something silly and stupid with Avedis.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:03 pm


Oh. OH. So THAT's what's bothering the grouch today. Strae did a quick mental check of the contents of the paper bags; nope, no coffee. It must have slipped her mind, since -- well, Ave is the only one who drinks the stuff and she's never been known to be sensitive to THAT one's needs.

"What coffee?" She answered, not looking up from the container of tea leaves. "No one left me a grocery list. There's orange juice in the bag if you're thirsty." Like hell she's going to offer her tea. She didn't boil enough water for two anyways. Not that that's the (main) reason.

evermore_crystal
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shibrogane
Vice Captain

Stellar Lightbringer

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:10 pm


Bad answer. Liet took herself and her poptarts under the table, which she was relatively sure couldn't get thrown. "The coffee you are supposed to buy every week. Which you have always bought. Every week." She nodded, though neither of the two antagonists could see her. It was true that he drank coffee like it was going out of style. "Why the hell would you forget this week?" Someone threw something- probably Avedis, and it was probably one of the nice glass cups, since the coffee/tea/addictive drinks cabinet was right next to that one.

Liet snuck out and grabbed the orange juice out of the paper bag. If this was going to be the epic showdown, which seemed likely, she wanted to have food and drink to accompany it.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:19 pm


Lovely, the gorilla has awakened. Without his coffee. With an exaggerated sigh, Strae picked up one of the larger shards of glass between her thumb and forefinger and examined it with overly dramatic flourish, a vein threatening to burst all the while. "Gentleman," she declared with exasperatingly fake nonchalance, "If you get so damn worked up without your coffee,"

The shard flew past Avedis's head and embedded itself firmly into the immaculately papered wall behind him. The support structure inside might have emitted a crack.

"Then why the ******** do you need it in the FIRST PLACE?"

Strae has a very limited patience. The past few months have cleared out her reserves.

evermore_crystal
Vice Captain


shibrogane
Vice Captain

Stellar Lightbringer

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:25 pm


With a twitch of his fingers, he pulled the same glass shard out and threw it back with considerably less care as to whether it missed Strae or not. "So I don't get 'so damned worked up', you impetuous, unthinking imbecile!" Avedis had a good vocabulary. Liet, whose vocabulary was poor but included much foul language, felt envious for a minute. Not like she was going to come out ask what impetuous meant. Or remind them that she was there.

Another glass something shattered, and pieces skittered down to rest next to Liet and her breakfast. "Can you guys go the hell outside or something? I'm trying to eat," she said loudly, although she didn't emerge.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:40 pm


She swatted the bullet-like piece to the side effortlessly, redirecting it to the kitchen floor. Strae is pretty sure a couple of tiles cracked, because that glass sure as hell hasn't shattered. "Oh, I'm sorry for not bothering to remember your idiosyncrasies, sir. I will be sure to take note of it and never get the coffee again. You are rather dull under normal circumstances, you know?"

She regarded at Liet for a moment. "Sorry, hun," she called before slamming a foot into the window latch. It swung open, clearing the 12 feet drop to the yard below. "If you don't want to come outside, Ave, it happens to be your turn to clean up today." With that, she jumped out.

evermore_crystal
Vice Captain


shibrogane
Vice Captain

Stellar Lightbringer

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:47 pm


b***h. Avedis took the much more complicated route of ripping a hole to the backyard through space and time, but ended up in the overall same place. "So you'll think of the rebellious little brat and not of your partner?" Since he didn't have to worry about expensive machinery out here, his sweeping gesture (which raised earthen spikes from the ground and hurled them at Strae) was much more expansive and clearly intended to cause much more harm. "She could have moved her pulchritudinous little a** to the living room-" fire, this time, was summoned by the angry man "-or you could have just ignored her."

Liet uncoiled herself from under the table and pattered over to the window to watch. Did Strae know the latch was broken?
PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:13 pm


By the time Ave got out of his little hole, Strae had already taken the labors to set up a simple barrier around the lot, just in case anything gets tossed too far. A task so simple it shouldn't be considered cake, given her trainings.

Strae countered the spikes with a Guard spell, not even blinking at the force behind them. She'll admit she probably can't slice Ave up an all-out brawl, but keeping herself relatively intact isn't that hard. As much as Strae hated learning it, white magic is handy. "Well, let's see..." She raised her hand to conjure a Shield to deflect the oncoming flames - "The girl, for one, doesn't throw fragile objects around like a 2-year-old. That tends to gain points in my book." Strae swept her arms sideways as the fire dissipated, sending shafts of light flying like arrows toward Ave. She wasn't expecting them to deal damage, but did it anyways just for the sake of aiming something at the b*****d. "She's more worth the attention than you. That about sums it up." Threads of light wound around her hands, ready for the next move.

evermore_crystal
Vice Captain


shibrogane
Vice Captain

Stellar Lightbringer

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:17 pm


A chopping motion downward and Avedis threw the light spikes right back. While she had been (in his opinion) wasting time learning white magic, he'd gone and learned all the offensive skills he could. "I hardly act like a two year old!"

(This was true, Liet thought. Two-year-olds could not uproot entire trees and hurl them at Strae. Unless they were special two-year-olds... Her head hurt just thinking about that.)

"Besides that, the damn girl is a traitor to her own kind! She hasn't got any honor and neither do you!" More debris was hurled at Strae. He really didn't have any limits.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:39 pm


"I don't think responsible adults throw a tantrum just because they missed a part of feeding time," Strae remarked. Some of the light twisting around her fists lashed out, encircling the spikes and absorbing them while reaching out toward Ave. Not the most effective attack, Strae reminded herself with a frown. It's not her fault she's stuck with this junk, as convenient as it can be at times.

Her expression turned cold at the last sentence. "Treason and honor is entirely relative. The world sucks. It's eat or be eaten. Drag along a few you like for companionship and drag down as many of the ones you don't like as you can." Too many people have sacrificed for reasons not worth s**t in the name of honor. "Do what you want to what you care about. Screw the rest." More light gathered around Strae, dissolving the debris that came within contact. "That's how everything operates."

With a flick of her wrist she hurled a Reflect spell at the base of a tree. The momentum added to the reflective nature of the spell uprooted the plant, sending it flying toward Ave.

evermore_crystal
Vice Captain


shibrogane
Vice Captain

Stellar Lightbringer

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:52 pm


Avedis grabbed at the tendrils and sucked them in, adding to his own reserves of energy while draining Strae's mightily. He knew that if his opponent didn't do something to end it soon, he'd win simply because he had more stamina. "Oh, is that what you do? I'm sure They would be quite fascinated to know!" An invisible fist impacted Strae's thrown tree and shattered it into splinters that reflected right back at her.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:16 pm


********. That was low. Well, then, it seems Avedis had just volunteered to be her guinea pig.

Strae began to recite long strings of spells and prayers soundlessly, her lips barely moving. Runes and patterns carved themselves out of energy, leaving blazing trails upon the ground. The center of the area began to pulse with a foreign force that should not belong on this side of existence. It swirled and floundered and tugged at everything other than its summoner, eagerly spewing whatever it could to the other side. The splinters from the tree vanished without a trace down the black hole framed with light.

This is definitely NOT what one would consider to be white magic.

Strae has no doubt that Ave can get out of the thing by himself; it's not meant to keep one of their kind for long. They won't be too happy if she deliberately banished a supposed team mate. But it'll last long enough to make a point.

"You follow Them because you care about your honor," She said. "Unless all that monologuing was just bluff?"

evermore_crystal
Vice Captain


shibrogane
Vice Captain

Stellar Lightbringer

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:28 pm


Avedis held his own, even when he got sucked in; things other than himself flew out first as a testament to his raw strength. It took perhaps five minutes for his 'self' to escape, and the point was made. He just decided not to acknowledge it. In fact, he went right back to the offensive without even bothering to fully dispel the portal. "Did you not just say that honor was nothing?"

Up in the kitchen, Liet clung to the windowsill; pieces of it broke off under her iron grip. It wasn't because she was worried. She wasn't. There was nothing to be worried about here, because neither of them could kill the other. They wouldn't dare cross Fate that way. "S-strae," she gasped out, totally unsure as to whether her voice could carry that far. "Make th-that go a-away. It..." Hurts. It hurt very badly, like something vicious and violent had gotten inside her skull and was seeking a way out by clawing at her insides. "Strae," she repeated, because she didn't dare beg Avedis.
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