Ask a stupid qustion, get a stupid answer

[Neko Milo]

This is always a fun game. Ask anything you want, no matter how out there it is. Just make sure to answer the question above (or in my case, below)

ex:from my post, I'll ask like: "what's two plus two?"
next poster answers;

"four!"
Then s/he can ask;

"Why?"

Now start!

Why are there so few games here?  

[midnight comes slowly]

where is your left shoelace?  

[Neko Milo]

It got eaten by a monster.

if Midnight comes slowly... does the lunch hour come fast?  

[Amarythe]

if its not your username, than yes.

what is the answer to this question?  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

3.141592635897932384626433832795028841971693993751

What is pi equal to?

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[Amarythe]

8 slices.

which is more, two dimes or three nickels?  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

Four pennies.

Asplosionationatorify or asplode?

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[Amarythe]

i prefer antidisestablishmentarianism.

why is my right sock on my left foot?  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

Because you're stupid.

Why is purple pink?

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[Admiral Derp]

Because pink is gay and purple wanted to be gay too. Why do we put syrup on pancakes?  

[Amarythe]

Thats confidential.

what's a computer?  

[Held In Focus]

A piece of crap you have to replace every decade.

What on earth was that?

 

[Amarythe]

Mars.

Why do deluded fisherman give you swords if you tell them the biggest crab they ever caught was a gohma?  

[Time_Continues]

Because they hope you're stupid enough to stab yourself with it.

Why am I captain?  

[Amarythe]

Because fidel castro resigned.

who's the middle man?