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 Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:13 pm
My kitchen has the worst ant infestation I've ever seen. Must be because of the 111Degree Weather. DAMN YOU GOD OF ANTS! YOU AND YOUR RUINING OF MY FOOD STUFFS!
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:18 pm
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Rabid Bagel Cow Thing Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:21 pm
I did! Now I just have the worst DEAD ant infestation I've ever seen.
Sounds like zombie ants....who come to prey upon my flesh.
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:24 pm
Tai' guide on how to rid yourself of an ant infestation:
Step One: Purchase Chameleon
Step Two: Place Chameleon at entrance of ant hole
Step Three: Forget Chameleon exists thus leaving it to hunt it's own food
Voila. o.o
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Tai Takahashi Vice Captain
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Rabid Bagel Cow Thing Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:28 pm
Godly Treachery I did! Now I just have the worst DEAD ant infestation I've ever seen.
Sounds like zombie ants....who come to prey upon my flesh.
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:33 pm
That's what I'm doing, my paper towel is slowly turning black.
AAH! MY PAPER TOWEL IS BECOMING ONE OF THOSE UNDEAD TOWEL...THINGS!!
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Rabid Bagel Cow Thing Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:49 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:53 pm
My kitchen's just as bad with 'em.
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:11 pm
We had a terrible ant infestation for MONTHS. I hate those little buggers. The best advice I can give is get poison, and always seal up all your food. Wipe the counters like you've got OCD.
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:44 am
My friend had an issue with rats under her shed...
It's probably against the ToS to discuss the details...But we got rid of the rats by blowing them up...
And these weren't cute pet style rats...These were labrador sized, snarling rabid, eat your babies if they had the chance type rats...
Explosives made from easily available household items = good form of pest control...
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:35 am
"This is my favorite sad story... Is it against the ToS to talk about explosives? >w>
...
Oops.
... Forget me not, or I'll forget myself."
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:16 am
We have problems with ants in our kitchen, living room and bathroom. We've already sprayed down the house once but they keep coming back so we're going to have to try to do something about them outside now I guess. We can't bomb the inside for any reason, we have pets that we can't take outside.
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:04 am
We never really had ants problems, although we have ants just outside.
I think they're scared of our house. >w>
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:05 am
Tai Takahashi Tai' guide on how to rid yourself of an ant infestation:
Step One: Purchase Chameleon
Step Two: Place Chameleon at entrance of ant hole
Step Three: Forget Chameleon exists thus leaving it to hunt it's own food
Voila. o.o Around here, that would turn out badly for the chameleon. We have these incredibly evil ants that are vicious enough to eat the poor little lizard. I've seen it happen before. I watched a gecko get dragged down, still alive, into one of the ant holes. It was like something off of those horribly low budget, badly written scifi movies.
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Rabid Bagel Cow Thing Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:34 am
My imagination just went wild!
= Gecko is innocently strolling around looking at the scenary =
Then....they were there.
= The Gecko smiles at them, waves hello with his.. tongue? =
They start deciding how to eat him. Baked? Boiled? Broiled? Fried?
= The Gecko asks them how they are! So polite =
They advance on him...
= He finally realizes his mistake in being the nice Gecko =
HE'S DOOMED!
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