HAGH! ANTS!

[The Evil Lunchbox]

My kitchen has the worst ant infestation I've ever seen. Must be because of the 111Degree Weather. DAMN YOU GOD OF ANTS! YOU AND YOUR RUINING OF MY FOOD STUFFS!  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

D: SPRAY EM!!!!  

[The Evil Lunchbox]

I did! Now I just have the worst DEAD ant infestation I've ever seen.

Sounds like zombie ants....who come to prey upon my flesh.  

[Tai Takahashi]

Tai' guide on how to rid yourself of an ant infestation:

Step One: Purchase Chameleon
Step Two: Place Chameleon at entrance of ant hole
Step Three: Forget Chameleon exists thus leaving it to hunt it's own food

Voila. o.o

 

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

Godly Treachery

I did! Now I just have the worst DEAD ant infestation I've ever seen.

Sounds like zombie ants....who come to prey upon my flesh.

Sweep em up! D: BEFORE THEY RISE...Or get their second wind.  

[The Evil Lunchbox]

That's what I'm doing, my paper towel is slowly turning black.

AAH! MY PAPER TOWEL IS BECOMING ONE OF THOSE UNDEAD TOWEL...THINGS!!  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

Grossss! =[  

[da_rhyno]

My kitchen's just as bad with 'em.  

[Jasmine Perishing]

We had a terrible ant infestation for MONTHS. I hate those little buggers. The best advice I can give is get poison, and always seal up all your food. Wipe the counters like you've got OCD.  

[Elendil Telperien]

My friend had an issue with rats under her shed...

It's probably against the ToS to discuss the details...But we got rid of the rats by blowing them up...

And these weren't cute pet style rats...These were labrador sized, snarling rabid, eat your babies if they had the chance type rats...


Explosives made from easily available household items = good form of pest control...  

[Fuzia]

"This is my favorite sad story...

Is it against the ToS to talk about explosives? >w>
...
Oops.

... Forget me not, or I'll forget myself."

 

[M i n a k o]

We have problems with ants in our kitchen, living room and bathroom. We've already sprayed down the house once but they keep coming back so we're going to have to try to do something about them outside now I guess. We can't bomb the inside for any reason, we have pets that we can't take outside.

 

[Fuzia]

We never really had ants problems, although we have ants just outside.
I think they're scared of our house. >w>  

[NarcolepticDoom]

Tai Takahashi

Tai' guide on how to rid yourself of an ant infestation:

Step One: Purchase Chameleon
Step Two: Place Chameleon at entrance of ant hole
Step Three: Forget Chameleon exists thus leaving it to hunt it's own food

Voila. o.o

Around here, that would turn out badly for the chameleon.
We have these incredibly evil ants that are vicious enough to eat the poor little lizard.
I've seen it happen before. I watched a gecko get dragged down, still alive, into one of the ant holes.
It was like something off of those horribly low budget, badly written scifi movies.  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

My imagination just went wild!

= Gecko is innocently strolling around looking at the scenary =

Then....they were there.

= The Gecko smiles at them, waves hello with his.. tongue? =

They start deciding how to eat him. Baked? Boiled? Broiled? Fried?

= The Gecko asks them how they are! So polite =

They advance on him...

= He finally realizes his mistake in being the nice Gecko =

HE'S DOOMED!