Choose Your Fate

[Amarythe]

This is a fun game idea, i guess... just answer the questions. playing the game pretty much describes itself.

You wake up in a dark room... your feet are tied, but your hands are free. oddly enough, your standing up. What do you do?

A) Feel around for a lightswitch
B) PANIC!
C) Absent mindedly pull a cookie out of your pocket
D) Yell out, "DAI SEN KU!"

(only one person can answer the question. if someone beats you to it, tough luck.)  

[Admiral Derp]

C Because its random and stupid, definetly something I would do. 3nodding  

[Johbies]

OMFG COOKIE!  

[Amarythe]

your eating a cookie. Your thought process is only focus on one thing: the cookie. But wait a minute... this tastes weird... All of a sudden candles light up outta nowhere, and... OH MY GOD, THATS NO COOKIE!

(what is it?)
A) A late 90's Pokemon comic book
B) A severed human hand
C) A Rick Astly CD
D) I dont know... but its looking right at me!!!  

[Hyree]

D. Because it amuses me most.  

[Amarythe]

With glaring eyes and ravenous teeth, you find yourself gazing upon a half-eaten yet gigantic japanese beetle. "Please... kill me..." it says, eyes watering. yep, all 72 of them.

A) You say, "Sure thang chicken wang!"
B) You throw it into one of the candles
C) You shout, "OH NOOS MISTER BUG GUY!"
D) You keep eating.  

[Johbies]

LMAO A! A!!

XD  

[Amarythe]

"You selfish b*****d!" the bug yells, slapping you accross the face. "How dare you even think of killing me! I am the emporor of china!"

"the emporor of china? what?!" you yelll, flabbergasted.

what do you do?
A) Rub him for good luck
B) ask him why a -> japanese <- beetle would be the emporor of -> china <-
C) poke him in the nose and say, "AGOOCHYGOOCHYGOO!"
D) ask him if he can break the ropes on your feet  

[Admiral Derp]

C because its retarted, definetly something I would probally do.  

[Amarythe]

"AGOOCHYGOOCHYGOO!" you shout, poking it in the noise. "NO!" it yells, "NOT MY DETENATOR BUTTON!" before you can realize what that means, the bugs blows up, and theres bug juice everywhere... it splatters all over the candles, and the juice starts on fire!!! the whole building is ablaze! what do you do?

A) you realize that since your hands are free, you could have easily undid the knots at your feets the whole time
B) You take out a my chemical romance album and throw it on the fire shouting, "BURN, DAMN YOU, BURN!!!"
C) You check out the enclosed instruction booklet
D) You eat the enclosed instruction booklet  

[Johbies]

A. Definitely.  

[Amarythe]

you take the ropes off your feet, and quickly escape the burning house. when you go outside, look down... and realize your on

A) A mountain
B) A Pirate ship
C) LSD
D) A pirate ship on top of a mountain  

[Johbies]

D! I CHOOSE YOU, D! stressed  

[Amarythe]

"what a day this has been..." you say, running over onto the pirate ships deck to see nothing but a mountain below you. How are you suppose to leave this place?

A) jump
B) scream "RAPE!" to see if you get someone attention.
C) try to sail off the mountain  

[The Lovliest Nightmare]

I got this one! C!!!!! XD