Buggy internet

[Jasmine Perishing]

I swear, I must be like a walking magnet or something, because lately, every time I try and use an electronic it breaks. Now, I generally have the effect of mysteriously causing electronics to break, but not as much as lately. My computer froze up and wouldn't let me even force quit or just simply press the power button to turn it off, so I had to unplug it and let it die a slow and painful death (very slow because I try and keep it fully charged always). And the internet keeps going out on me. It doesn't go out when my brothers or mother or father use it. Just me. Because I'm special. I think probably I emit some sort of wi-fi virus code thing, and that my breaking technology effect would probably short out the whole interwebs if my router didn't bump me off occasionally.

My neighbor across the street thinks I might have a block in the electrical flow of my body, cause me to have a higher electrical field in other parts as it attempts to correct itself and destroy technology everywhere. Anyway, she's going to check me out next week because she's a holistic healer and maybe get me fixed. My other neighbor thinks I'm magnetized or something. Kind of like Be Kind Rewind, I guess. Only I haven't gone playing around in power plants, and I don't kill VHS (as far as I know). I think it might be genetic. My grandfather killed watches.

Anyway, stupid buggy internet will probably boot me off when I try to submit this, but might as well try. I'm not going to be posting as much as I'd like lately, I guess. *kicks the internet*

How is everyone?  

[crazy_mongoose]

I'm pretty sleepy....
But I'm trying to grind in FF4... Auto Battle is <3
Does all my work for me.


And... ... I don't know if your being serious about your crazy neighbor or not.... ... e.e  

[Jasmine Perishing]

Which one? They're both my neighbors.  

[crazy_mongoose]

the holistic healer one xd  

[Jasmine Perishing]

Dead serious. Except for the fact that the electrical field is attempting to kill technology. She doesn't think it's malicious. I'm pretty sure she doesn't think it's sentient. It's an electrical current field thing in my body sort of like blood. She's pretty interesting, but very sweet.  

[Remmas]

My computer doesn't even start for my little brother.
XD
it's funny.
It works great for me...  

[crazy_mongoose]

Honestly, I don't think I'd be able to take her seriously.. xd  

[Jasmine Perishing]

Well, my mother's been really obsessed by alternative medicine for a while, so I'm able to just take whatever she says with a grain of salt and humor them. Honestly, if her poking around and exploring my "electrical field" helps me to stop breaking computers and cd players and the internet, I'm pleased. Otherwise, I think I'll have to wrap myself in lead and live in the woods.  

[KuroAkaNeko]

Wear a rubber suit to block electronic waves XD  

[LordKiston]

Jasmine Perishing

I swear, I must be like a walking magnet or something, because lately, every time I try and use an electronic it breaks. Now, I generally have the effect of mysteriously causing electronics to break, but not as much as lately. My computer froze up and wouldn't let me even force quit or just simply press the power button to turn it off, so I had to unplug it and let it die a slow and painful death (very slow because I try and keep it fully charged always). And the internet keeps going out on me. It doesn't go out when my brothers or mother or father use it. Just me. Because I'm special. I think probably I emit some sort of wi-fi virus code thing, and that my breaking technology effect would probably short out the whole interwebs if my router didn't bump me off occasionally.

My neighbor across the street thinks I might have a block in the electrical flow of my body, cause me to have a higher electrical field in other parts as it attempts to correct itself and destroy technology everywhere. Anyway, she's going to check me out next week because she's a holistic healer and maybe get me fixed. My other neighbor thinks I'm magnetized or something. Kind of like Be Kind Rewind, I guess. Only I haven't gone playing around in power plants, and I don't kill VHS (as far as I know). I think it might be genetic. My grandfather killed watches.

Anyway, stupid buggy internet will probably boot me off when I try to submit this, but might as well try. I'm not going to be posting as much as I'd like lately, I guess. *kicks the internet*

How is everyone?

gonk <<< I want to have a fast Internet tooo..... It takes Ages for mail to reach me,....  

[Siberian Giant]

KuroAkaNeko

Wear a rubber suit to block electronic waves XD

rofl

@Jasmine: Well, maybe... My sister's all about herbal healing... and she stole a book from my grandfather about it. : D It has a lot of tea stuff, which is pretty damn tasty! Don't know if it does anything... : >  

[mailer04]

i got an Xbox 360 game and every time i try to use it, the thing says the disc cannot be read.  

[Jasmine Perishing]

Well, at least it's not Red Ring of Death, right? My brother's best friend had an XBox 360, so I cursed the Red Ring of Death upon him, and he got it. He was not too happy with me. Then again, Microsoft gave him a new 360, so it's not too big a deal.  

[mailer04]

but still, i had to buy a new version of the same game. and now that one isnt working.  

[Jasmine Perishing]

Well that is royal suckage. Maybe you can contact Microsoft about it? I'm not sure how good they are about customer service, but perhaps they could help?