OMG, JACOB AND WHO? (spoilers)

[Luminous Mist]

Jacob freakin imprinted on A HALF HUMAN HALF VAMPIRE BABY. BELLA AND EDWARD'S DAUGHTER. RENESMEE. what will their kids be like? o_O

 

[Juliette06]

It depends on if Nessie's body works like human's or a vampire's. She might not be able to have kids Oo;

However, if she can, then they will be half-human, one-fourth 'shape-shifter' and one-fourth vampire.

....XD! Sounds so funny in my head. XD  

[Sugar_Coated_Malice]

I laughed...I had to put the book down and laugh for a good 20 minutes. I love how after that he just starts coming over randomly to raid their fridge XD  

[Xx Peacemaker xX]

I LOVED Bella's reaction when she finally realized what Jacob had done. It was just so... priceless. xd  

[WineChan]

I was picturing this in my head.

Now 15, Renesme was just like her mother. She had lovely blush, is somewhat klutsy, and she liked to read a lot too.

One day, her boyfriend jake took her to ort angeles to wander around town a bit. Renesme spotted an old book store by an italian restaurant, the place she remembered her father told her about.

As she walked in, Jacob said to her: "You wanna get some more books? I heard some new harry potter book came out....not part of the series though...the part about the vampire minister was so not true....."
"Oh, Jake, you don't have to buy me anymore books; I'm happy with you being around!" Nessie kisses him on the cheek, and shows him how happy she is using her power.

"Ok, ok, I'll read the magazines." Jacob walked to the front desk to where they can be found.

She looked around the teen section, and found an interesting book, called Twilight, by Stephenie meyer....With her quick intelligence of a vampire, she read all of the books, twilight, new moon, eclispe, and breaking dawn in half an hour. Shocked at reading them, she marched toward her boyfriend and said to jacob:

"Jake? Please don't tell me you made-out with my mother............"  

[yukkeh]

Haha. I was weak for a good half hour.  

[Emo Oompa Loompa]

I thought poor Edward! lol First he has to deal with Jacob being in love with his wife and now he has to worry about Jacob being in love with his daughter!lol its sad but funny!!!  

[A Dazzling Edward Cullen]

Oh my God.

My band director was 100% correct.

I owe him $5 now. crying Should've consulted Alice before making that bet...  

[Emo Oompa Loompa]

A Dazzling Edward Cullen

Oh my God.

My band director was 100% correct.

I owe him $5 now. crying Should've consulted Alice before making that bet...

lol  

[bustinrs2kickurs]

Kittycharm

I was picturing this in my head.

Now 15, Renesme was just like her mother. She had lovely blush, is somewhat klutsy, and she liked to read a lot too.

One day, her boyfriend jake took her to ort angeles to wander around town a bit. Renesme spotted an old book store by an italian restaurant, the place she remembered her father told her about.

As she walked in, Jacob said to her: "You wanna get some more books? I heard some new harry potter book came out....not part of the series though...the part about the vampire minister was so not true....."
"Oh, Jake, you don't have to buy me anymore books; I'm happy with you being around!" Nessie kisses him on the cheek, and shows him how happy she is using her power.

"Ok, ok, I'll read the magazines." Jacob walked to the front desk to where they can be found.

She looked around the teen section, and found an interesting book, called Twilight, by Stephenie meyer....With her quick intelligence of a vampire, she read all of the books, twilight, new moon, eclispe, and breaking dawn in half an hour. Shocked at reading them, she marched toward her boyfriend and said to jacob:

"Jake? Please don't tell me you made-out with my mother............"

lol, wow!!!! that was great!!! xd  

[xXHershii3_KissesXx]

OMFG Vampire Human [&] Shape Shifter all in one :O LOL I died after reading that part xD everyone in my family was just wondering what on earth I was reading, but even if I tried to explain they wouldn't get it xD  

[WineChan]

bustinrs2kickurs

Kittycharm

I was picturing this in my head.

Now 15, Renesme was just like her mother. She had lovely blush, is somewhat klutsy, and she liked to read a lot too.

One day, her boyfriend jake took her to ort angeles to wander around town a bit. Renesme spotted an old book store by an italian restaurant, the place she remembered her father told her about.

As she walked in, Jacob said to her: "You wanna get some more books? I heard some new harry potter book came out....not part of the series though...the part about the vampire minister was so not true....."
"Oh, Jake, you don't have to buy me anymore books; I'm happy with you being around!" Nessie kisses him on the cheek, and shows him how happy she is using her power.

"Ok, ok, I'll read the magazines." Jacob walked to the front desk to where they can be found.

She looked around the teen section, and found an interesting book, called Twilight, by Stephenie meyer....With her quick intelligence of a vampire, she read all of the books, twilight, new moon, eclispe, and breaking dawn in half an hour. Shocked at reading them, she marched toward her boyfriend and said to jacob:

"Jake? Please don't tell me you made-out with my mother............"

lol, wow!!!! that was great!!! xd

Really? Thanks 4laugh ......I should consider writing fan fiction.....*thinks*  

[IceKittyeKat]

OMg, when I read that for the first time I was like "DIE JACOB BLACK! NOW" evil and then by the end of the book I was okay with it. Sorta... But snap... he went for one even younger than Claire and that in it's self threw me off. But I've accepted it now and I can move on. Though nothing will beat the fire between human Bella and 'shapeshifter' Jacob.

(At first I thought Leah and Jacob would get together.)

 

[Claire_Hiwatari]

I laughed my a** of along with two of my friends for almost an hour.. rofl rofl ...I'm just worried about there kids...they'll be bad if there mostly like there father. sweatdrop  

[MusicGNote]

IceKittyeKat

OMg, when I read that for the first time I was like "DIE JACOB BLACK! NOW" evil and then by the end of the book I was okay with it. Sorta... But snap... he went for one even younger than Claire and that in it's self threw me off. But I've accepted it now and I can move on. Though nothing will beat the fire between human Bella and 'shapeshifter' Jacob.

(At first I thought Leah and Jacob would get together.)

Haha, yeah. I thought it was hilarious when Bella blew up at him. It'll be kinda weird when she looks older than Jacob. I also thought that SM was heading towards a Jacob and Leah relationship. They never really explained what happened to Leah, I hope she'll find peace eventually. Maybe she'll imprint on someone. Lol, I thought it was funny that Jacob imprinted on a half vampire, seeing as how much he previously hated them. Lol...
Oh I hope they have kids. Then Bella and Edward can have grand babies! Lol. I thought that Rosalie would get all pissed that Bella was having a child and she wasn't, but she wound up protecting the baby. I thought the old feelings would come back, about Bella having what she couldn't have. Ah well. I hated her some anyway, because she didn't care about Bella, just the baby.