dont come up against the boss

[tokarov]

ok, so i like dicking around in the ED-P forum, and some retard wrote this....which i have to share cause its really, really funny

Quote:

tokarov

Elimeno P

I'm glad you posted; it reassures me that McCain has the dumbass vote. I'd like Obama to win but with the votes of people who maybe don't smash their dicks in the toilet seat everytime they take a piss.

your shitting me right?

talking about dumb as hell, who the ******** sits down to pee if your A GUY!

wow, just wow  

[exploding-waffles]

eh?
are we supposed to be laughing at the reply or..
just makes me think of "feels good man" honestly.  

[OberFeldwebel]

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[tokarov]

i was kinda drunk yesterday  

[Floyd]

The political season brings out the worst in all of us.

I tend to avoid the grinder threads. While the humor can be mined, the stress isn't worth the fun some days.  

[Man of the Demoneye]

Yeah, I agree with the "worst in us" part. I really can't stand people who don't know anything about government or politics, but they have to be right, even though they can't back up their opinion.  

[Fresnel]

Umm.. tokarov? How can the seat lid smash your d**k if you're sitting on it? I think he just said you had an enormous d**k. It's a compliment. 3nodding  

[OberFeldwebel]

Fresnel

Umm.. tokarov? How can the seat lid smash your d**k if you're sitting on it? I think he just said you had an enormous d**k. It's a compliment. 3nodding

I heard a story.

This guy was sitting down to... crap and while he was sitting down the lid came down putting his d**k between the seat and the lid, he then continued to sit down and smashed his member ... yeah.  

[tokarov]

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

Umm.. tokarov? How can the seat lid smash your d**k if you're sitting on it? I think he just said you had an enormous d**k. It's a compliment. 3nodding

I heard a story.

This guy was sitting down to... crap and while he was sitting down the lid came down putting his d**k between the seat and the lid, he then continued to sit down and smashed his member ... yeah.

hehe my cousin Jared when he was much younger and just learning how to use to toilet was just tall enough to pee in the toilet, so he rested his junk on the toilet and the lid closed on him


another time i was peeing early in the morning and as i was the son b***h lid came down and tagged my junk.....that was bad news  

[OberFeldwebel]

tokarov

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

Umm.. tokarov? How can the seat lid smash your d**k if you're sitting on it? I think he just said you had an enormous d**k. It's a compliment. 3nodding

I heard a story.

This guy was sitting down to... crap and while he was sitting down the lid came down putting his d**k between the seat and the lid, he then continued to sit down and smashed his member ... yeah.

hehe my cousin Jared when he was much younger and just learning how to use to toilet was just tall enough to pee in the toilet, so he rested his junk on the toilet and the lid closed on him


another time i was peeing early in the morning and as i was the son b***h lid came down and tagged my junk.....that was bad news

I've had that happen.
I braced myself on the wall because I had just gotten up and was still tired as ********. I was just finishing up and the lid fell down and slapped my tea bag. stare And for whatever reason it missed my schlong completely.  

[Fresnel]

OberFeldwebel

tokarov

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

Umm.. tokarov? How can the seat lid smash your d**k if you're sitting on it? I think he just said you had an enormous d**k. It's a compliment. 3nodding

I heard a story.

This guy was sitting down to... crap and while he was sitting down the lid came down putting his d**k between the seat and the lid, he then continued to sit down and smashed his member ... yeah.

hehe my cousin Jared when he was much younger and just learning how to use to toilet was just tall enough to pee in the toilet, so he rested his junk on the toilet and the lid closed on him


another time i was peeing early in the morning and as i was the son b***h lid came down and tagged my junk.....that was bad news

I've had that happen.
I braced myself on the wall because I had just gotten up and was still tired as ********. I was just finishing up and the lid fell down and slapped my tea bag. stare And for whatever reason it missed my schlong completely.

I must say, I've never had the lid slam for no reason. Pretty much every time it slams is because I tried to close it, missed the grab, and fumbled it.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

tokarov

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

Umm.. tokarov? How can the seat lid smash your d**k if you're sitting on it? I think he just said you had an enormous d**k. It's a compliment. 3nodding

I heard a story.

This guy was sitting down to... crap and while he was sitting down the lid came down putting his d**k between the seat and the lid, he then continued to sit down and smashed his member ... yeah.

hehe my cousin Jared when he was much younger and just learning how to use to toilet was just tall enough to pee in the toilet, so he rested his junk on the toilet and the lid closed on him


another time i was peeing early in the morning and as i was the son b***h lid came down and tagged my junk.....that was bad news

I've had that happen.
I braced myself on the wall because I had just gotten up and was still tired as ********. I was just finishing up and the lid fell down and slapped my tea bag. stare And for whatever reason it missed my schlong completely.

I must say, I've never had the lid slam for no reason. Pretty much every time it slams is because I tried to close it, missed the grab, and fumbled it.

I must have an a*****e ghost then. stare