Favorite quotes

[Ceribri]

Gus: Hi. I'm Shawn. I am incredibly attractive. I have great hair. Listen to my obscure 80's references!

Lassiter: ..Me gusta queso.

 

[Jadeh Wadeh]

Shawn: Come with me.
Gus: Uh, no. I'm never doing anything blindly with you again, I learned that at the Mexican border. Twice.  

[CatalinaCat]

Shawn: Give me some money.
Gus: Get your own money!
Shawn: Gus, I'll give it back... seriously, this is all you carry  

[Ceribri]

Shawn - This is just like that movie with Sigourney Weaver
Gus - Aliens?
Shawn - No
Gus - Alien?
Shawn - No
Gus - Alien Resurection?
Shawn - No the one with holes and Shia LaBeouf.
Gus - They put holes in Shia LaBeouf?
Shawn - No the holes were in the ground and Jon Voight was walkin around all crazy..
Gus - Oh Anaconda!
Shawn - Man, nevermind.
Gus - Gorillas in the Mist?

(In reference to 'Holes')

 

[Jadeh Wadeh]

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself........

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Thrift Store Guy: I've gone to jail for less than you.
Gus: Jail's no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Thrift Store Guy: Oh, you've been.
Gus: Once. In Monopoly.



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........where the heck is the ceiling?

 

[Gafroogalittle]

I accually got two:
Vick: Now, Mr. Spencer.
Henry/Shawn: [together] Yes?
Vick: Oh, I meant the older... Sorry, not old...less...
Shawn: Handsome? Less hair? Less friends on Facebook?
Henry: Less nose...
Second one:
Gus: I'm not moving in here, Shawn. I don't care how many secrets we uncover.
Blonde model: (with her hair wet, wrapped in a towel) Shower's free.
Gus: I got the window.  

[Ceribri]

From #3.4:

Chief Vick: Mr. Spencer, let me frank.
Shawn: As long as I can be Dean and Gus can be Sammy.
Gus: Why do I have to be Sammy?
Shawn: Fine. He's Sammy. That means you're Joey Bishop. Is that what you really want? You wanna be Joey Bishop?

Shawn: Kinda like I call you Black Star or Homeskillet or Big Baby Burton.
Gus: Don't ever call me Homeskillet.

Henry: You've reached Henry Spencer. Leave your name and number, but speak slowly because people always talk to fast in these things and I can never understand it.
Shawn: Hey, Dad, what's goin' on. I've got good news. Great news. The electric wrench you've been wanting is in stock at Home Depot. Uh...what else? I know there was something else. Oh, I know! If you're not too busy, Gus, Jack, and I are tied up in a cabin about 100 yards from Tunnel Road. Right by where we had those pulled pork sandwiches that one time.

 

[Ceribri]

From #3.3:

Gus: Excuse me, what happened to the last batch?
Dutch the Clutch: Well, we can't talk about it for legal reasons. All I know is our attorney said that, "It ain't decapitation if the head don't come off all the way."

Juliet: What are you doing?
Lassiter: Oh, I'm just talking to your friend Blair here; she...she's great. We have so much in common.
Juliet: She's not my friend.
Lassiter: What do you mean? You didn't sent here down here to meet me?
Juliet: No. I don't invite friends to dangerous stakeouts. But I know her. She's a professional.
Lassiter: [turns to Blair] Please tell me you're a hit-man.

rofl

 

[Dante Alicheery]

Shawn: So its true? Your leaving Psych?
Gus: I am so sorry, Shawn.
Shawn: In a text message no less!  

[YAY 9000]

Murder? ...Anyone? ... Anyone? ...

"No body, no crime."

---

Disco Didn't Die, it Was Murdered!

Shawn: Come on, guys! We wouldn't have all died! ...Gus would have survived!

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Daredevils

"Just-- let me leave you with this:

Dutch it doesn't take a psychic to see how much people love you. Your son came to me and hired a psychic against his better judgement to keep you alive, and you don't know this yet but all he wants in the world is to be more like you. You go to your son or your wife or anyone on your crew for that matter and you ask them which they'd rather have: six more months with you, or a million dollars. 'Cause you know d*mn well what they'll answer and they won't even need to think about it for a second." Kind of a paragraph quote, but I still love it to pieces. >_>  

[Azure Firefox]

Kitsune-chan64

Murder? ...Anyone? ... Anyone? ...

"No body, no crime."

---

Disco Didn't Die, it Was Murdered!

Shawn: Come on, guys! We wouldn't have all died! ...Gus would have survived!

---

Daredevils

"Just-- let me leave you with this:

Dutch it doesn't take a psychic to see how much people love you. Your son came to me and hired a psychic against his better judgement to keep you alive, and you don't know this yet but all he wants in the world is to be more like you. You go to your son or your wife or anyone on your crew for that matter and you ask them which they'd rather have: six more months with you, or a million dollars. 'Cause you know d*mn well what they'll answer and they won't even need to think about it for a second." Kind of a paragraph quote, but I still love it to pieces. >_>

I love that quote <3 It's so touching. I didn't expect to hear it from Shawn, of all people. The joker of the series.  

[YAY 9000]

Azure Firefox

Kitsune-chan64

Murder? ...Anyone? ... Anyone? ...

"No body, no crime."

---

Disco Didn't Die, it Was Murdered!

Shawn: Come on, guys! We wouldn't have all died! ...Gus would have survived!

---

Daredevils

"Just-- let me leave you with this:

Dutch it doesn't take a psychic to see how much people love you. Your son came to me and hired a psychic against his better judgement to keep you alive, and you don't know this yet but all he wants in the world is to be more like you. You go to your son or your wife or anyone on your crew for that matter and you ask them which they'd rather have: six more months with you, or a million dollars. 'Cause you know d*mn well what they'll answer and they won't even need to think about it for a second." Kind of a paragraph quote, but I still love it to pieces. >_>

I love that quote <3 It's so touching. I didn't expect to hear it from Shawn, of all people. The joker of the series.

I KNOW! I think just hearing that made me luff the show to the extreme, because you know what, I was reminded of my dad, and I know I wouldn't even need to think about it. I'd choose the million dollars.

...

WHAT? I was kidding!  

[LadyMarcy]

Shawn Spencer: That's very Cameron Frye of you.
Brandon Peterson: Who?
Shawn Spencer: Are we that much older than you?

"I feel like Pepe le Pew when he looked up pew in the dictionary. Le Pew? Moi? Non..." -Shawn Spencer

and finally....

"I feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy." Tim Crry in American Duos episode  

[Young Laila Majnu]

Shawn: Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.  

[PieFeathers]

Gus: You didnt kill her did you?
Shaun: Gus please. You didnt kill her did you?