Hilarious videos

[Freak_090]

Post Yours

German Coast Guard

Use Protection  

[Man of the Demoneye]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q79U3KafaXs&feature=related
^ Soesman language training commercial ^  

[OberFeldwebel]

Those are all awesome commercials.

How about this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arfNofxBtfY  

[Freak_090]

DX

XD  

[OberFeldwebel]

Oh god. That first one is so gay.

But better finding out that way then reaching down and touching a tree trunk.  

[Requiem ex Inferni]

God, I love the "Use Protection" one. Nothing better to make a room of people bust a gut.

And I actually recognize the dude in it. He was in "Bank Job" and "Primeval".  

[Freak_090]

gonk

rofl  

[OberFeldwebel]

********' hell that first one is sick.

Do they really need a safe for sperm?
Are there sperm bandits out there?

Or is it to stop people from going, "lol I'm going to switch George Clooney's with Ronny Howard's"?

Second one.
Yeah, I'm allergic to latex. How's that for an excuse?  

[Freak_090]

OberFeldwebel

Do they really need a safe for sperm?
Are there sperm bandits out there?

Or is it to stop people from going, "lol I'm going to switch George Clooney's with Ronny Howard's"?

Second one.
Yeah, I'm allergic to latex. How's that for an excuse?

Sheep skin? It won't protect you from STDs, but it will protect you from child support.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Freak_090

OberFeldwebel

Do they really need a safe for sperm?
Are there sperm bandits out there?

Or is it to stop people from going, "lol I'm going to switch George Clooney's with Ronny Howard's"?

Second one.
Yeah, I'm allergic to latex. How's that for an excuse?

Sheep skin? It won't protect you from STDs, but it will protect you from child support.

Eww... Yeah I'd rather not put a piece of animal skin on it.  

[Fresnel]

Freak_090

OberFeldwebel

Do they really need a safe for sperm?
Are there sperm bandits out there?

Or is it to stop people from going, "lol I'm going to switch George Clooney's with Ronny Howard's"?

Second one.
Yeah, I'm allergic to latex. How's that for an excuse?

Sheep skin? It won't protect you from STDs, but it will protect you from child support.

Do they make them from nitrile?



I mean, seriously.  

[Crash Maniac]

Fresnel

Freak_090

OberFeldwebel

Do they really need a safe for sperm?
Are there sperm bandits out there?

Or is it to stop people from going, "lol I'm going to switch George Clooney's with Ronny Howard's"?

Second one.
Yeah, I'm allergic to latex. How's that for an excuse?

Sheep skin? It won't protect you from STDs, but it will protect you from child support.

Do they make them from nitrile?



I mean, seriously.

i want....

cause i use gloves more than you people want to know. and usually theres something sharp on the other end.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Fresnel

Freak_090

OberFeldwebel

Do they really need a safe for sperm?
Are there sperm bandits out there?

Or is it to stop people from going, "lol I'm going to switch George Clooney's with Ronny Howard's"?

Second one.
Yeah, I'm allergic to latex. How's that for an excuse?

Sheep skin? It won't protect you from STDs, but it will protect you from child support.

Do they make them from nitrile?



I mean, seriously.

That's friggin awesome.
If they made condoms out of that stuff that would pretty much be a Flak Vest for your Howard Johnson.  

[Fresnel]

This is the picture I always see.



They're always in the Harbor Freight catalog we get. $8 for a 100-pack.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Fresnel

This is the picture I always see.



They're always in the Harbor Freight catalog we get. $8 for a 100-pack.

Hmm...
100 so 50 pairs.
8/50 = .16?

Hmm, sounds pretty good.

But when they're made into condoms I bet the unit price would be like 2.50 or something.

I also wonder if you could feel anything too.
Also, what lubricants would break down the material?