Yo mama

[l Raze l]

Welcome to the yo mama, I would like to say welcome and this is one you guys will like its a yo mama contest if I like what the jokes are you will get a prize if its bad then nothing but if its ok you'll get smething thats ok but if its good your gonna like it now someone start it off!!!  

[ebilpancakes]

I have a star Wars joke.

Yo Mama so dumb, she thought Jar-Jar came with Pickles Pickles!

A normal one:

Yo mama so fat, I had to take 2 jets, a monorail, 10 cabs, and walked 100 miles to get to her Good Side!  

[JPAssassin]

well your mama so poor i saw her kicking a can i asked what she was doing and she told me she was moving  

[Blood Assassin 32]

Blood Assassin 7

well your mama so poor i saw her kicking a can i asked what she was doing and she told me she was moving

man you use that joke way to much...

yo mama so fat when she sees a school bus she screams "TWINKIE!!!"  

[MydKnight]

yo momma so fat, whenever she wears a red sweater, people yell out "KOOL-AID!"  

[MikeOfTheCross]

yo momma is so fat that when she gets into an empty tub, it overflows.  

[MydKnight]

yo momma so stupid she climbed over a large window to see over the other side  

[MikeOfTheCross]

yo momma is so short that when she wears red and stands still, dogs pee on her.  

[MydKnight]

yo momma so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the "w"s  

[MikeOfTheCross]

Yo momma is so stupid that she got fired from the skittles factory for throwing out all the upside down S's >_>  

[MydKnight]

that was weak, here's a good one for ya

yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from here job at the office for putting too much white-out on the computer screen

yo momma's so gay, she makes the Back Street Boys look straight

yo momma's so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it  

[MikeOfTheCross]

yeah... the joke was suppose to be stupid... hence the ">_>" XD

I don't get the last one... is Naruto fat?  

[Blood Assassin 32]

MikeOfTheCross

yeah... the joke was suppose to be stupid... hence the ">_>" XD

I don't get the last one... is Naruto fat?

lol no you know how naruto always says believe it?
its a play on that

your mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it says "one at a time please"  

[l Raze l]

yo mammas so stupid she got locked into a convertable