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Freak_090
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:52 pm
My school's German Club and French Club are going to go head to head at Lazer-Tag sometime either next week or the week after.

We will either be playing one of two ways depending on which place we go to.

Option 1:
The game is set up with two teams, each player is given 60 shots per life, and when they are shot, their suit turns off for about 15 seconds. Each team has a base with a target that when shot racks up points for the opposing team. The playing field is about 25yd x 25 yd

Option 2: (this place usually does free-for-all, but supposedly can be set up for teams, if you have enough people)
Granted we can do teams. It would be set up as team-death match. The place is a huge, dark 50yd x 50yd playing field, with 2 levels of catwalks, rooms, hallways, barriers, etc...

They have what are called "Gems" which count down from 10 and if not shot before 0, can disable your suit for 15 seconds. However, if you have gained a bunch of credits (kills) you can get power ups (full auto, burst, etc..) when/if you manage to shoot them before the timer runs out.

If you ever run out of ammo, you either suck horribly, or are too damn good. Personally, I like this place better, but I wish they had teams all of the time.  
PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:18 am
100 bucks on the Germans! Hit 'em hard, fast, and go through the back door!  

Inquisitor Brock


OberFeldwebel

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:03 am
Will they be giving the French class white flags?  
PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:06 am
OberFeldwebel
Will they be giving the French class white flags?

I want to bring some, but it would be rather tasteless.  

Freak_090
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OberFeldwebel

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:29 am
Freak_090
OberFeldwebel
Will they be giving the French class white flags?

I want to bring some, but it would be rather tasteless.


Tasteless is my comedic strong point.  
PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:32 pm
OberFeldwebel
Freak_090
OberFeldwebel
Will they be giving the French class white flags?

I want to bring some, but it would be rather tasteless.


Tasteless is my comedic strong point.


Meh, I don't want to be the "Club a*****e". Besides Frau Braun is too awsome for me to humiliate her like that.  

Freak_090
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OberFeldwebel

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:01 pm
Freak_090
OberFeldwebel
Freak_090
OberFeldwebel
Will they be giving the French class white flags?

I want to bring some, but it would be rather tasteless.


Tasteless is my comedic strong point.


Meh, I don't want to be the "Club a*****e". Besides Frau Braun is too awsome for me to humiliate her like that.


Ah, a good teacher then eh? Never mind then.
My German teacher was Frau Stark. 3nodding  
PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:18 pm
OberFeldwebel

Ah, a good teacher then eh? Never mind then.
My German teacher was Frau Stark. 3nodding

Yeah, occording to a few freshman she was playing Rosenrot by Rammstein on the first day of school. So, yeah, she's cool like that.


Frau Stark?
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Freak_090
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OberFeldwebel

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:45 pm
Freak_090
OberFeldwebel

Ah, a good teacher then eh? Never mind then.
My German teacher was Frau Stark. 3nodding

Yeah, occording to a few freshman she was playing Rosenrot by Rammstein on the first day of school. So, yeah, she's cool like that.


Frau Stark?
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No.
... since I find that unattractive Frau Stark looks a lot better.

Yeah, our teacher didn't play Rammstein but she did have posters of Jim Varney and played '99 Luftballoons' a couple of times.

... she did yell at my brother during one assignment though.
The assignment was to come up with a sentence as part of a scout group asking to be their leader.
He said, "Ich will ihren fuehrer sein."

He proceeded to be yelled at because they apparently don't use the word, "Fuehrer" anymore. Even though the definition is 'leader'.

Have you seen the music video for Rosenrot?
Rather dark when you see it.  
PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:07 pm
OberFeldwebel

No.
... since I find that unattractive Frau Stark looks a lot better.

Yeah, our teacher didn't play Rammstein but she did have posters of Jim Varney and played '99 Luftballoons' a couple of times.

... she did yell at my brother during one assignment though.
The assignment was to come up with a sentence as part of a scout group asking to be their leader.
He said, "Ich will ihren fuehrer sein."

He proceeded to be yelled at because they apparently don't use the word, "Fuehrer" anymore. Even though the definition is 'leader'.

Have you seen the music video for Rosenrot?
Rather dark when you see it.


What's there not to like about a she-man with boobs of steel who could rip you face off with her pinky? [/sarcasm]

Yeah, but it's not as dark/disturbing as most of their songs (Mein Teil?)

A friend of mine in German AP IV had to translate Dali Llama. Did I mention that she likes Rammstein?  

Freak_090
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Fresnel
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:57 pm
Freak_090
OberFeldwebel

Ah, a good teacher then eh? Never mind then.
My German teacher was Frau Stark. 3nodding

Yeah, occording to a few freshman she was playing Rosenrot by Rammstein on the first day of school. So, yeah, she's cool like that.


Frau Stark?
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Frau Braun?  
PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:15 am
Freak_090
OberFeldwebel

No.
... since I find that unattractive Frau Stark looks a lot better.

Yeah, our teacher didn't play Rammstein but she did have posters of Jim Varney and played '99 Luftballoons' a couple of times.

... she did yell at my brother during one assignment though.
The assignment was to come up with a sentence as part of a scout group asking to be their leader.
He said, "Ich will ihren fuehrer sein."

He proceeded to be yelled at because they apparently don't use the word, "Fuehrer" anymore. Even though the definition is 'leader'.

Have you seen the music video for Rosenrot?
Rather dark when you see it.


What's there not to like about a she-man with boobs of steel who could rip you face off with her pinky? [/sarcasm]

Yeah, but it's not as dark/disturbing as most of their songs (Mein Teil?)

A friend of mine in German AP IV had to translate Dali Llama. Did I mention that she likes Rammstein?


She really does?
Huh, how old is this teacher?

Well yeah it's not quite as dark as Mein Teil.

Lol, you know what Dali Llama was about right?  

OberFeldwebel


Freak_090
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:58 am
OberFeldwebel


She really does?
Huh, how old is this teacher?

Well yeah it's not quite as dark as Mein Teil.

Lol, you know what Dali Llama was about right?

Yeah, she is in her early to mid twenty's. IIRC she just got out of college.

It was a spin off of an old german poem where a kid here's voices, tells his dad about the voices, his dad doesn't believe him, then the kid is drugg do the barn by some force, and he dies. (that's what I remember anyways) It was called Dali Llama because the Dali Llama is afriad of flying.

@ Fresnel: When she was in high school she wanted her German name to be Eva.  
PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:44 pm
Freak_090
OberFeldwebel


She really does?
Huh, how old is this teacher?

Well yeah it's not quite as dark as Mein Teil.

Lol, you know what Dali Llama was about right?

Yeah, she is in her early to mid twenty's. IIRC she just got out of college.

It was a spin off of an old german poem where a kid here's voices, tells his dad about the voices, his dad doesn't believe him, then the kid is drugg do the barn by some force, and he dies. (that's what I remember anyways) It was called Dali Llama because the Dali Llama is afriad of flying.

@ Fresnel: When she was in high school she wanted her German name to be Eva.


Hmm, she sounds hot.
But I suppose pictures are an impossibility?

That's kind of it. Anyway it's my favorite poem.

The poem iss 'Der Erlkönig' written by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.

Quote to read, otherwise it'll take over the whole page.

English;

Who rides, so late, through night and wind?
It is the father with his child.
He holds the boy in the crook of his arm
He holds him safe, he keeps him warm.

"My son, why do you hide your face so anxiously?"
"Father, do you not see the Erlking?
The Erlking with crown and cloak?"
"My son, it's a wisp of fog."

"You lovely child, come, go with me!
Many a beautiful game I'll play with you;
Some colorful flowers are on the shore,
My mother has some golden robes."

"My father, my father, can't you hear,
What the Erlking quietly promised me?"
"Be calm, stay calm, my child;
The wind rustles through dry leaves."

"Do you want to come with me, fine lad?
My daughters should be waiting for you;
My daughters lead the nightly dances
And will rock and dance and sing you to sleep."

"My father, my father, can't you see there,
The Erlking's daughters in the gloomy place?"
"My son, my son, I see it well:
The old willows seem so gray."

"I love you, your beautiful form entices me;
And if you're not willing, I shall use force."
"My father, my father, he's grabbing me now!
The Erlking has wounded me!"

The father shudders; he rides swiftly,
He holds in his arms the moaning child.
Barely he arrives at the yard in urgency;
In his arms, the child was dead.


German;

Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?
Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind;
Er hat den Knaben wohl in dem Arm,
Er faßt ihn sicher, er hält ihn warm.

"Mein Sohn, was birgst du so bang dein Gesicht?"
"Siehst, Vater, du den Erlkönig nicht?
Den Erlenkönig mit Kron und Schweif?"
"Mein Sohn, es ist ein Nebelstreif."

"Du liebes Kind, komm, geh mit mir!
Gar schöne Spiele spiel' ich mit dir;
Manch' bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand,
Meine Mutter hat manch gülden Gewand."

"Mein Vater, mein Vater, und hörest du nicht,
Was Erlenkönig mir leise verspricht?"
"Sei ruhig, bleib ruhig, mein Kind;
In dürren Blättern säuselt der Wind."

"Willst, feiner Knabe, du mit mir gehn?
Meine Töchter sollen dich warten schön;
Meine Töchter führen den nächtlichen Reihn,
Und wiegen und tanzen und singen dich ein."

"Mein Vater, mein Vater, und siehst du nicht dort
Erlkönigs Töchter am düstern Ort?"
"Mein Sohn, mein Sohn, ich seh es genau:
Es scheinen die alten Weiden so grau."

"Ich liebe dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt;
Und bist du nicht willig, so brauch ich Gewalt."
"Mein Vater, mein Vater, jetzt faßt er mich an!
Erlkönig hat mir ein Leids getan!"

Dem Vater grauset's, er reitet geschwind,
Er hält in Armen das ächzende Kind,
Erreicht den Hof mit Müh' und Not;
In seinen Armen das Kind war tot.
 

OberFeldwebel


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:52 am
Inquisitor Brock
100 bucks on the Germans! Hit 'em hard, fast, and go through the back door!
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