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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:19 pm
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Okay, so I come home from school today, and I get online and log onto Gaia, and see a new announcement. 'Ooh! What could this be? New Hairstyles? New Store Items? Guild Updates?' And I click on it, to see THIS title:
Announcement: Celebrity Snare: Snoop Dogg and The Incredible Hulk
My mind screeches to a halt. I re-read it several times. 'Snoop Dogg and The Incredible Hulk? WTF?' So I continue to read. It turns out Dr. Singh's brother, who by the way is a freeloader, a theif and possibly a con artist, breaks into Celebrities rich megalomaniac estates, steals stuff from them, and guess what he's doing with it? He's selling it to us. IN THE CASH SHOP. Does anyone see anything wrong with this picture?
The facts are this:
a) If Gaia were the real world, we would all be tried and possibly arrested for buying stolen goods.
b) These should not be in the Cash Shop in the first place:
Chicken and Waffles. Okay, there are so many levels of stupid to this being in the Cash Shop. I don't even have to say why this should be in the Normal Stores.
Hulk Gamma Soda. Hey! That looks familiar! It looks like the Water Bottle we got from the Olympics with a recoloring! Wow. That's REALLY worth some real money. rolleyes
Hulk Rage Emote. Okay, I'm seeing a trend here. We're not paying for the items. We're paying for the Name Brands. >_<
Gold Chains... This belongs in the Barton Jewlers. End of story.
Hulk Impact Crater... Well, frankly it looks like it belongs as one of the poses in the 'Super Powers' MC. Real Good, Gaia.
Tattered Purple Pants. For 50 Cash. I think we have something in the Gold Stores that's already very similar to this.
'SMASH!' okay. You pay 75 Cents to have 'SMASH!' written above your Avatar. >_< Because you can tell EVERYONE wants to do that.
The Snoop Dogg's Wig should be a Hairstyle. In MANY DIFFERENT COLORS. Not just Snoop's Hair Color.
Posse Figurines? Oh! I remember those! Yeah, I got some of those out of a Gumball machine at an Arcade for 25 Cents!
Boombox. I think I've seen petitions that include this item. We shouldn't have to pay a Dollar to get it. That is just irritating.
Hulk Fists that look like something Green and nasty mutated from your arms.
The hoodies should come in more colors than just gray, and I demand they make hoodies that Don't have 'SD' on the front in different colors for the cash Shop.
Hulk Action Figure! This little blob of Pixels that is just barely made to be the Hulk costs $1.50. Aka 150 Cash.
SNoop Dogg's Whores. Oh, sorry. I mean Girls. Pay 2.00 and you get two adoring fan girls who are wearing short skirts to allow easy access.
SD's Dobermans. Ooh! Finally! We get dogs that don't look like they belong on Azumanga Daioh! What's that? They're 300 Cash? Oh, then I'll just get them in the Marketplace. Oh, what's that your saying? The lowest buy price in the Marketplace is 45k? I guess I'll just forget it then.
c) Gaia, why do you feel the need to sell yourself out? I mean, if your going to do it, then at least sell yourself out to something Japanese. And if I hear anything about you making a partnership with 4-Kids, then I swear on my Inari's Beads, Alruna's Rose, and every other EI I have bought with my Dad's money that I am not ever buying anything else from the Cash Shop.
d) [/rant] [/walloftext]
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:04 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:19 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:26 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:12 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:55 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:26 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:11 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:11 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:39 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:26 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:05 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:21 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:39 pm
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