I think I'm going to barf 'help me God' in morse code now...

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ShavingRyansPrivates

I'm Ashley. I just started this game yesterday, yeah I know wrong forum, but, I just want to chat and stuff. If you like my username you should donate. Lol, my friend told me to write that she really loved my username she said it was epic. Lol. Awesome, anyways yeah. I don't know.

Yes, that was the real username. I feel the strange need to go hide in a corner with a baseball bat, but I can't. So I'll just edit it for the people who can't stand this crap while I wait to have my brain eaten alive by chicken...

ShavingRyansPrivates

I'm Ashley. I just started this game yesterday,. Yeah I know(,) wrong forum, but I just want to chat and stuff. If you like my username you should donate. Lol, My friend told me to write that she really loved my username. She said it was epic. Lol. Awesome. Anyways(,) yeah. I don't know.

 

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Anyway, if I missed one, let me know. I don't want to read it again...I really don't....  

[Natsuri]

clara33

Anyway, if I missed one, let me know. I don't want to read it again...I really don't....

Eh, looks fine to me.

Sorry, I've been asleep for a long while. It's been slow, really. confused  

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Natsuri

clara33

Anyway, if I missed one, let me know. I don't want to read it again...I really don't....

Eh, looks fine to me.

Sorry, I've been asleep for a long while. It's been slow, really. confused

OK, so then I've got it right?

Yay!

I don't ever have to read it again! ^^  

[Nicholas Kaze]

I can't tell which hurts more- the username or the comment. Username... comment.... username.... comment.....

No, it's definitely the username. Who is this poor Ryan and why does Ashley hate him so?  

[Farrago]

HOLY s**t... Damn... That was most definitely NOT epic... user name... and message. But mostly the user name... Poor, poor Ryan.