Generic Products for Goths

[GilAskan]

This is a tongue-in-cheek thread, but list off some (real) products that may be marketed towards the goth-culture.

For example-



Woolite for Dark Laundry. Real product? Yes. For goths? Well, the label and commercials say it's for people with large amounts of black clothes.  

[Ayame_Rikimayu]

wow, thats funny  

[trampyre]

XD Great thread. Hm. I don't believe I ever noticed that bit on the Woolite bottle (and I've bought a LOT of Woolite over the years). Is that and extra-extra large size?

To add to the list: like all the Pumpkin/Spice scented things that come out every fall. Just yesterday I saw pumpkin-scented Febreze at the supermarket.
lol  

[Henneth Annun]

Any lighting fixtures that make extensive use of iron, silver, purple and black and/or come with a spot to put a very tall or very short creme coloured candle.  

[Keevan Draco]

Let's not forget all the halloween black and white makeup that invades the store shelves this time a year. The day after sale is the absolute best way to stock up on basics.  

[AdrianaKitten]

KeevanSixx

Let's not forget all the halloween black and white makeup that invades the store shelves this time a year. The day after sale is the absolute best way to stock up on basics.

Oh yeeessssss. twisted  

[The Goth Apple]

AdrianaKitten

KeevanSixx

Let's not forget all the halloween black and white makeup that invades the store shelves this time a year. The day after sale is the absolute best way to stock up on basics.

Oh yeeessssss. twisted

I must say I tend to raid store's on All Hallow's Day. Funny way to celebrate it, but an excellent way to get really cute panties at WalMart. I love those cotton hipsters that say stuff like "Boo!" and "Scardy Cat" on the butt.  

[Henneth Annun]

The Goth Apple

AdrianaKitten

KeevanSixx

Let's not forget all the halloween black and white makeup that invades the store shelves this time a year. The day after sale is the absolute best way to stock up on basics.

Oh yeeessssss. twisted

I must say I tend to raid store's on All Hallow's Day. Funny way to celebrate it, but an excellent way to get really cute panties at WalMart. I love those cotton hipsters that say stuff like "Boo!" and "Scardy Cat" on the butt.

I just don't like when they over cutify everything -_-

Some stuff is just a little too cute and fuzzy for my liking, cute to the point where it's just ridiculous and makes me sick.  

[The Goth Apple]

XWraith_LordX

The Goth Apple

AdrianaKitten

KeevanSixx

Let's not forget all the halloween black and white makeup that invades the store shelves this time a year. The day after sale is the absolute best way to stock up on basics.

Oh yeeessssss. twisted

I must say I tend to raid store's on All Hallow's Day. Funny way to celebrate it, but an excellent way to get really cute panties at WalMart. I love those cotton hipsters that say stuff like "Boo!" and "Scardy Cat" on the butt.

I just don't like when they over cutify everything -_-

Some stuff is just a little too cute and fuzzy for my liking, cute to the point where it's just ridiculous and makes me sick.

For the most part I agree, but I tend not to worry about that too much when it comes to panties.  

[Henneth Annun]

The Goth Apple

XWraith_LordX

The Goth Apple

AdrianaKitten

KeevanSixx

Let's not forget all the halloween black and white makeup that invades the store shelves this time a year. The day after sale is the absolute best way to stock up on basics.

Oh yeeessssss. twisted

I must say I tend to raid store's on All Hallow's Day. Funny way to celebrate it, but an excellent way to get really cute panties at WalMart. I love those cotton hipsters that say stuff like "Boo!" and "Scardy Cat" on the butt.

I just don't like when they over cutify everything -_-

Some stuff is just a little too cute and fuzzy for my liking, cute to the point where it's just ridiculous and makes me sick.

For the most part I agree, but I tend not to worry about that too much when it comes to panties.

Panties are the exception. xd  

[MediaclCunt]

I always try to get my mom to buy Woolite Dark. She never does,though.  

[trampyre]

XWraith_LordX

The Goth Apple

AdrianaKitten

KeevanSixx

Let's not forget all the halloween black and white makeup that invades the store shelves this time a year. The day after sale is the absolute best way to stock up on basics.

Oh yeeessssss. twisted

I must say I tend to raid store's on All Hallow's Day. Funny way to celebrate it, but an excellent way to get really cute panties at WalMart. I love those cotton hipsters that say stuff like "Boo!" and "Scardy Cat" on the butt.

I just don't like when they over cutify everything -_-

Some stuff is just a little too cute and fuzzy for my liking, cute to the point where it's just ridiculous and makes me sick.

Ooooh, the CUTER, the BETTER, is what I say. It makes everything waaay scarier. Ever see Happy Tree Friends? Or that episode of South Park where the Terrorists are trying to steal people's imaginations?

Muahahaha.  

[Henneth Annun]

trampyre

XWraith_LordX

The Goth Apple

AdrianaKitten

KeevanSixx

Let's not forget all the halloween black and white makeup that invades the store shelves this time a year. The day after sale is the absolute best way to stock up on basics.

Oh yeeessssss. twisted

I must say I tend to raid store's on All Hallow's Day. Funny way to celebrate it, but an excellent way to get really cute panties at WalMart. I love those cotton hipsters that say stuff like "Boo!" and "Scardy Cat" on the butt.

I just don't like when they over cutify everything -_-

Some stuff is just a little too cute and fuzzy for my liking, cute to the point where it's just ridiculous and makes me sick.

Ooooh, the CUTER, the BETTER, is what I say. It makes everything waaay scarier. Ever see Happy Tree Friends? Or that episode of South Park where the Terrorists are trying to steal people's imaginations?

Muahahaha.

twisted

I just don't like the overcutification of skulls and such for decorations and bandanas. I have a problem with the fashion industry depriving me of my creepy clothes. They are forcing me to either buy expensive stuff from Germany, or to get guy's clothes in super small sizes if I want my demonic designs scrawled all over them.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

XWraith_LordX

trampyre

XWraith_LordX

The Goth Apple

AdrianaKitten

KeevanSixx

Let's not forget all the halloween black and white makeup that invades the store shelves this time a year. The day after sale is the absolute best way to stock up on basics.

Oh yeeessssss. twisted

I must say I tend to raid store's on All Hallow's Day. Funny way to celebrate it, but an excellent way to get really cute panties at WalMart. I love those cotton hipsters that say stuff like "Boo!" and "Scardy Cat" on the butt.

I just don't like when they over cutify everything -_-

Some stuff is just a little too cute and fuzzy for my liking, cute to the point where it's just ridiculous and makes me sick.

Ooooh, the CUTER, the BETTER, is what I say. It makes everything waaay scarier. Ever see Happy Tree Friends? Or that episode of South Park where the Terrorists are trying to steal people's imaginations?

Muahahaha.

twisted

I just don't like the overcutification of skulls and such for decorations and bandanas. I have a problem with the fashion industry depriving me of my creepy clothes. They are forcing me to either buy expensive stuff from Germany, or to get guy's clothes in super small sizes if I want my demonic designs scrawled all over them.

You could always try doing the designs yourself, but I agree, it's hard for me to look at the fluffy-looking skulls that are so prevalent nowadays.

As for generic products... I have nothing. gonk I'll try to think of something later.  

[Nikki the Juggalette]

XWraith_LordX

trampyre

XWraith_LordX

The Goth Apple

AdrianaKitten

KeevanSixx

Let's not forget all the halloween black and white makeup that invades the store shelves this time a year. The day after sale is the absolute best way to stock up on basics.

Oh yeeessssss. twisted

I must say I tend to raid store's on All Hallow's Day. Funny way to celebrate it, but an excellent way to get really cute panties at WalMart. I love those cotton hipsters that say stuff like "Boo!" and "Scardy Cat" on the butt.

I just don't like when they over cutify everything -_-

Some stuff is just a little too cute and fuzzy for my liking, cute to the point where it's just ridiculous and makes me sick.

Ooooh, the CUTER, the BETTER, is what I say. It makes everything waaay scarier. Ever see Happy Tree Friends? Or that episode of South Park where the Terrorists are trying to steal people's imaginations?

Muahahaha.

twisted

I just don't like the overcutification of skulls and such for decorations and bandanas. I have a problem with the fashion industry depriving me of my creepy clothes. They are forcing me to either buy expensive stuff from Germany, or to get guy's clothes in super small sizes if I want my demonic designs scrawled all over them.

Sometimes it's just cheaper to buy the guys clothes since they think girls clothes have to be way to "cute"