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I just kind of whipped this up out of a whim. It's not going to be that great. xD


SCRIPT
Bella: how old are you?
Edward: 17
Bella: how long have you been 17?
Edward: a while.
Bella: What, you're saying you're old?
Edward: Y-yeah...
Bella: So...you're like suppose to be dead.
Edward: Kinda.. [make who ever is playing him shrug.]

[when you tell your girlfriend you're an old man]

Emmette: you’re old Edward. She’s too young.

[what do you live for?]

Bella: I’m not too young for you.
Edward: You really shouldn’t have said that. [make who ever is playing this part do that old man shaking the finger thing to who ever is playing Bella.]


Bella: I know how old you are… you’re impossiblely slow… and weak. Your skin’s pale white and ice cold.
Edward: are you afraid?
Bella: I’m only afraid of loosing you.
Edward: I’m not the most oldest thing out there.

Charlie: security guard… Mr. mill got hit by some kind of cane.
Bella: a cane...

James: You brought prune juice.

Bella: what, now he’s coming after me?
Edward: Yeah, he's kind of old too. [make who ever is playing him do that reassuring nod while saying yeah, then turn his head towards who ever is playing Bella.]
Bella: Oh, I see. [make who ever is playing her look into the distance. While looking into the distance there will be some one walking saying, "I can't find my glasses."]

Laurent: He’s got the papers to the nursing home. He’s absolutely lethal.

Edward: I’ll do whatever it takes to make me safe again...I'll buy a cane, those shoes that keeps my posture straight. [make who ever is playing this part bend down and give an image to these shoes. Like the shoes have velcro on them.] The hunt is his obsession, he'll never stop!
James: Tell him to sign the papers. Tell him! [makes who ever is playing this part have papers in there hand shoving them into who ever is playing Bella's face. Makes who ever is playing Bella wince.]

LMAO! omg that is hillarious!!!!! i wanna c someone do this.. omg... thank you rofl rofl rofl

THIS IS NOT FOR THE CONTEST BUT ITS FUNNY!!!!!! THIS WAS WRITTEN BY WOLFIE FROM CODELYOKO AND ALL CREDIT GOES TO HER!!!

Shopping with Alice

Picking carefully through several clothed hangers, Edward scrutinized each one intensely. For two minutes. At a time.

"Bro, just buy a shirt," Emmett said angrily. "The game is on at four. I GOTTA GET HOME FOR THE GAME."

"They lose."

"Shut up Alice, SHUT UP."

Storming out of the clothes section they were in, he went to nag to Roalise about it. Who didn't care. Emmett knocked over a clothes rack in his fit, and the family was asked to leave the store.

"We can never go ANYWHERE with you," Edward said as they made their way to the parking lot. "How embarrassing, why do you have to be like that, Emmett? WHY? Are you a child?"

"It's Alice's fault, man, she crossed the line," Emmett said, throwing a glare back towards Alice, who he could have sworn heard snicker under her breath.

"I didn't even get to look at the dress shirts," Edward said in dismay. "She was just trying to help. It reflects badly on us all when you carry on this way."

"All you wear is beige anyway, Edward," Emmett said. "Why do you need more beige shirts? THE GAME, MAN. THAT IS IMPORTANT."

"Oh, so now we are being nasty?"

"YOU WANT NASTY?" Emmett yelled, jumping him as soon as they got into the parking lot.

"People are watching Emmett, KNOCK IT OFF," Alice said.

Edward stood up. "I can't even be in the same car with you. I'M SICK OF IT."

Emmett watched him run home. "God I hate him..."

The End

WINNER:
Pubic Genital Lice

sweet! another entry. biggrin

dang.. you guys are hilarious!
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