Things you will never hear in Final Fantasy.

[RopesThe13th]

Sephiroth: My mom gets on my nerves sometimes.  

[Lwantssugark]

Sephiroth: "lets go skipping through this endless field of flowers, rainbows and unicorns. and afterwards Ill buy you icecream!"
Vincent: "Maybe I should try sleeping in an actual bed next time..."
Rude: umm any sentence longer than 5 words...  

[vincent black13]

FF7 when Jessie is talking to Cloud and cleaning his face:

Jessie: "You're face is pitch black."
Cloud: "Wow, I look like Barrett."

((Sorry, just started playing 7 again and thought of that a moment ago))  

[Silver Sage-General]

Squall: "Why is that castle floating?"
Vivi: "I'm gonna eat you!"  

[Ragnorok Angel]

Squall: "I hate you, Rinoa!"  

[xXx_cherrycraze_xXx]

Lightning: ah, I am so weak :O Hope you're so much stronger...

^ That is a 100% guarentee to never ever happen ! ^^;  

[Ragnorok Angel]

Irvine: "I hate woman and I'm gay!"
(this could never happen in a million years, as Irvine is a genuine perv)  

[Ravenwolf]

Ragnorok Angel

Irvine: "I hate woman and I'm gay!"
(this could never happen in a million years, as Irvine is a genuine perv)

He most certainly isn't! He's a ladies' man, definitely, but there's a big difference between that and a "perv."  

[vincent black13]

Sephiroth: "I will return the Promised Land to the Cetra..."

Cloud: "And those CD's you borrowed from Zack a few weeks ago."
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(After killing the Midgar Zolom)

Cloud: "Snake... Snake...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
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Cait Sith: "Aeris, want me to read your future?"
Aeris: "Sure, why not?"
Cait Sith: "You are going to die before the end of the game."
Aeris: "... What game?"

((I got a little bored during one of Cloud's long speeches and thought of these. Let me know what you think of them)) biggrin  

[Ravenwolf]

vincent black13

Sephiroth: "I will return the Promised Land to the Cetra..."

Cloud: "And those CD's you borrowed from Zack a few weeks ago."
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(After killing the Midgar Zolom)

Cloud: "Snake... Snake...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
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Cait Sith: "Aeris, want me to read your future?"
Aeris: "Sure, why not?"
Cait Sith: "You are going to die before the end of the game."
Aeris: "... What game?"

((I got a little bored during one of Cloud's long speeches and thought of these. Let me know what you think of them)) biggrin

xd Nice, I like the first one.
And frig, I lost the game.  

[Arcosi Knight]

Psicom Commander: Pulse l'cie are more than welcome here.

Snow: Bah! Who needs Sarah?

Vanille: Life sucks! Lets all cry!

Raijin: Sorry! All outta rage!

Lightning: Hmm... Maybe I should start going by
my original name?

Cid: Why do I feel like part of a running gag?
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FF7 Bigs and Wedge: These X-Wings will destroy the
reactors easy!

Jessie: What are you talking about?

Bigs and Wedge: No clue...  

[Omnirhox]

first time trying this but here we go....
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Cloud:dam this sword is heavy!
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Yuna:hey Tidus, why do you and about half of spira like to play with balls all the time?

Wakka:hahahahahaha..............wait a second!(came up with in like 10 seconds)(mostly yuna's line)
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T.V. Host: And the test results are in. Laguna, you are Squalls real father.

Laguna:F@#$!!!!!

Squall:Yay!  

[xLil-joshx]

ff7

kadaj - i wana live with dad lets bring dad back

lars + yazoo(i think) - YEAH

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FF4

gordon - im te strongest guy here even with a harp  

[Maluc_Fieri]

Any main villain: "Come on, let's work this out rationally. Violence never solved anything."  

[Ragnorok Angel]

ffix

Zidane, looking through a hole in the wall after Dagger goes in the bathroom to take a shower: *nosebleed*
Steiner walks in: What are you staring at, creten?
Zidane: uh... nothing...
Steiner pushes him aside and looks in: HOLY $#17! I'll have your head for this!
Dagger hears the holy $#17 and turns to the wall, where she sees Steiner peeping: EEK! Steiner, you pervert!
Steiner: but, I... He... You...
Dagger: *summons ark on Steiner*
Steiner: *a bloody mess on the floor*
Zidane: um... I'll be leaving now...

Zidane after the first time he sees kuja: AGH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!(this seems like a more appropiate response to how kuja looks, dont you think?)

Garland: ZIDANE, COME JOIN ME!
Zidane: NO! YOU KILLED MY FATHER!
Garland: YOU ARE WRONG, FOR YOU SEE... I AM YOUR FATHER!
Zidane: NO, THATS IMPOSSIBLE!
Garland: AND DAGGER IS YOUR SISTER!
Zidane: Wha...? Then that means... OH $#17!!!
(Random starwars parody.)