Someone please help me overcome this...

[Swell Sundae]

At first, I always thought there were young somewhat-intelligent individuals (at 15 years of age, like myself. I don't consider myself intelligent, for fear of those that have higher superiority to do so). However, I stand corrected when I saw this on the "about me" portion of the profile of someone who viewed mine.

Quote:

i am 15 yeas of age my birthday is 28september i like boyz that r hot my moto is! Im hot ur not! or ! love is me but u r it !xxx want 2 no more catch me online xxxi like skool sometimes pls catch me online.i have DUMPED MI boyfriend but theres hotter boys aka ? my secret!!!!!!
...xxxxxx.......

Can someone please grab me a drink or something, because I'm going to need all the help I can get to drown myself out of the sight this... by all means necessary. crying  

[Natsuri]

Things like this make me look at the world in utter disdain. ::whips Sunday up a chocolate drink spiked with mint liqueur:: Here ya go.

Wait, is it "liqueur" or "liquor"? confused  

[Swell Sundae]

Natsuri

Things like this make me look at the world in utter disdain. ::whips Sunday up a chocolate drink spiked with mint liqueur:: Here ya go.

Wait, is it "liqueur" or "liquor"? confused

Not really sure... I always thought it was "liquor". Spell check accepts both though. surprised

*Drinks the liquor*

Hopefully I don't come across more of this, or any "nice pros" comments when my profile spotlight plan comes about...
(I utterly detest with my very being the word "pro" to be an abbreviation of the word "profile".)  

[Patron with a Mission]

Natsuri

Things like this make me look at the world in utter disdain. ::whips Sunday up a chocolate drink spiked with mint liqueur:: Here ya go.

Wait, is it "liqueur" or "liquor"? confused

The spelling will depend upon where you live, in the US or in Europe, I believe.

Oh...mix me one up too please? It's been a long day...  

[Nicholas Kaze]

Have some wine and cheese. cheese_whine Myself, I'll grab a margarita and go lie down. That hurt my head.

While I'm gone, would anyone mind providing a translation? I swear, I'll love you for forever if you do.  

[Swell Sundae]

I'll try to translate it as much as possible, and this next about me that I saw... I'd really appreciate if someone whacked me across the head one day if I see more of these.

Quote:

I am 15 years of age. My birthday is on the 28th of September. I like boys that are hot. My motto is "I'm hot, you're not!" Or "Love is me, but you are it!" Want to know more? Catch me online! I like school sometimes. Please catch me online! I have DUMPED my boyfriend but there are more hotter boys out there!

Ugly, now I feel dirty for translating this batshit [My apologies for using such newly foul language, but it's a must at this point.] And now... because of my curiosity about others... I found this. The name has been struck out for the person's sake, or else we shall clobber them with shoes and dictionaries our brains will be fried. sweatdrop

Quote:

hey whats up my name is *******. I Love going to the movies,the mall, watching football,cheerleading,modling,and haggin out with my friends.really love modling.I am 14 years old.my birthday is 2/9.I live in jacksonville.but i am mostly in atlanta and miami and my home town is atlanta. ok for haters;If u want to hate on me i don't care because u are a b***h a** hoe. ******** ever one that hates Aboma because he is black.If u want to try me baby u can try me because i don't give a ******** because i will get at u.this is not for every one just for some people because they like tryin people and love drama.ok it is cool if it is in a movie because i want to be a movie star and a modler. My point is this if u are not getting money for drama do not do it and i am talking about movie not that other thing.so b***h a** drama starter stay tthe ******** from me because i do not play like that . for the voters;ok voters wow vote for aboma thank u. then u really are really smart . i know he is a very good presedent. what i love i love talking to boys, going to jamacia,modling, kissing, having fun,and dancing movie i like; boyz in the hood, 2 can play that game,soul plane,don't goin the basment,when the phone rings i like that because if u are at the movie with a boy he can make u feel safe

Don't we all feel safe now, knowing there are people out there that type like this? Sorry to burst our calm bubble within the guild sweatdrop so I'll translate this crap as well.

Quote:

Hey, what's up? My name is *******. I love going to the movies, the mall, watching football, cheerleading, modeling,and hanging out with my friends. I really love modeling.

I am 14 years old. My birthday is on February 9th. I live in Jacksonville. But I am mostly in Atlanta and Miami, and Atlanta is my hometown.

Okay; for haters, if you want to hate on me, I don't care. I don't care because you are a b***h-a** hoe. ******** everyone that hates Obama because he is black. If you want to try me baby, you can try me because I don't give a ******** because I will get at you. This is not for everyone, just for some people because they like trying people and love drama. Okay, it is cool if it is in a movie because I want to be a movie star and a model.

My point is this- if you are not getting money for drama, do not do it and I am talking about movie not that other thing. So b***h-a** drama starter, stay the ******** away from me because I do not play like that .

For the voters; okay voters, wow vote for Obama, thank you. Then you really are really smart . I know he is a very good president.

What I love- I love talking to boys, going to Jamaica, modeling, kissing, having fun, and dancing.

Movies I like; Boyz in the Hood, Two Can Play That Game, Soul Plane, Don't Go in the Basepment, and When the Phone Rings. I like them because if you are at the movies with a boy, he can make you feel safe.

My comment on them, if I ever gather the courage?
-They're extremely huge hypocrites like myself,
-They don't know what modeling really is (my big sister's only done alittle, and it's REALLY hard! gonk ),
-They're more dramatic than I am! (I'm a drama queen too, but not in an "About Me"!),
-Their movie tastes need to be broadened more,
-Their reason for liking them is idiotic,
-They need to study for the PSAT and SAT when they get older more than me,
-They will NEVER BE A MODEL WITH THIS KIND OF GRAMMAR, SPELLING, PUNCTUATION, and so-called "intelligence",
-and especially... though it's going to get me killed for saying this, those that keep trying to get me to turn "Obama" because he's black and all (I'm not racist, I just don't want old information thrown in my face) are the reason why I'd vote McCAIN. There, I said it. (Got a load off my chest now! sweatdrop )  

[Nicholas Kaze]

The Obama/McCain thing was awful- I'm glad it's over.  

[Farrago]

That was awful... Everybody at school called me a racist because I wanted McCain to win. I love African-Americans, though.  

[Psychotic Daizy Dukes]

I totally wanted McCain to win, until the VPs were chosen.

Palin scares me to no end. The fact that she named her daughter after a cigarette... No. (Bristol = Indian Cigarettes. Very famous up North in Canada and Alaska, from what I've heard.)

So does Biden, but I can handle his stupidity.
 

[writerprincess29]

First off, those texts scared me, even though I understood about sixty percent of what they were saying. They scare me, because they show just how unintelligent our nation is getting, and how when some people have opinions they don't back them up with facts. Would a shot of Gray Goose be good for you, Swell Sundae (If I got your name wrong, sorry. I suck at remembering names)
Secondly, this girl at my school voted for Obama, and when I asked why, she said it was becasue he was black. When, I asked her what she thought of his policies, she admitted that she didn't know anything about them.
Wow, just wow; that's all I can say.  

[Mr Enigma Girl]

Urgh.

I'm not American, so I stayed out of that whole election business.

I hated how everyone kept going on about having a black president. I understand it was an important first, but it was no reason to vote him in. If his policies were good, then fine, but don't vote for somebody because of their colour or racial background, and don't vote for somebody else because of it either. Just ignore it. Honestly!  

[Overshine]

Swell Sundae

Quote:

hey whats up my name is *******. I Love going to the movies,the mall, watching football,cheerleading,modling,and haggin out with my friends.really love modling.I am 14 years old.my birthday is 2/9.I live in jacksonville.but i am mostly in atlanta and miami and my home town is atlanta. ok for haters;If u want to hate on me i don't care because u are a b***h a** hoe. ******** ever one that hates Aboma because he is black.If u want to try me baby u can try me because i don't give a ******** because i will get at u.this is not for every one just for some people because they like tryin people and love drama.ok it is cool if it is in a movie because i want to be a movie star and a modler. My point is this if u are not getting money for drama do not do it and i am talking about movie not that other thing.so b***h a** drama starter stay tthe ******** from me because i do not play like that . for the voters;ok voters wow vote for aboma thank u. then u really are really smart . i know he is a very good presedent. what i love i love talking to boys, going to jamacia,modling, kissing, having fun,and dancing movie i like; boyz in the hood, 2 can play that game,soul plane,don't goin the basment,when the phone rings i like that because if u are at the movie with a boy he can make u feel safe

XDDDDD @ Aboma  

[Overshine]

n00bie fee

Urgh.

I'm not American, so I stayed out of that whole election business.

I hated how everyone kept going on about having a black president. I understand it was an important first, but it was no reason to vote him in. If his policies were good, then fine, but don't vote for somebody because of their colour or racial background, and don't vote for somebody else because of it either. Just ignore it. Honestly!

I completely agree with you. The blind faith American youth had in him because their friends/significant others were voting for him was really unsettling. He was more like a pop star than a politician.