I've died inside (plus crappy shoops)

[Desert_Fox_Rommel]

So I was talking to my friend and welcoming her to the United Soviet States of America, and the things she told me almost made me want to shoot myself.

1. People do not need guns so gun bans are 100% ok.

2. We don't need to fight back if the government becomes overly oppressive.

3. We should never question the government. EVER

4. The government should have the right to control what we can say.

She was being 100% serious. crying

I don't like being a jerk and calling one of my best friends an idiot, but seriously... I died inside from that.

(Yeah she's Russian, but I don't hold it against her. )

EDIT: For the lulz

 

[OberFeldwebel]

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and those people can vote?


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[Orkronos]

well id say that the whole USSA was a bit jerkish since shes russian but other then that.....  

[war_junky 91]

Did you try bringing up a scenario where she has no rights, is chained to the kitchen and you could rape her with no consequences and this was all from laws enacted by the goverment? Would she want to over throw that goverment?

If not, sterilization  

[Orkronos]

SEND IN THE DALEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Man of the Demoneye]

Maybe that is what she was taught in russia? That is the most backwards thinking I have heard. Please tell me this is all one big joke?  

[ArmasTermin]

You should literally slap sone sense into her, then tell her that in her idea of an ideal government you could do that as much as you wanted and not suffer for it.

Then ask her if that's still okay.

Because, in a sense, that's what she supports.  

[Desert_Fox_Rommel]

OberFeldwebel

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and those people can vote?


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Fortunately she isn't yet old enough to vote, but damn 4 months older and she would have voted. Actually her vote wouldn't have made a difference. Oregon only has 7 electoral votes.  

[Desert_Fox_Rommel]

Orkronos

well id say that the whole USSA was a bit jerkish since shes russian but other then that.....

That's because I don't look at her as a Russian just as I don't look at you as a Canadian. I just see people as people. She knows I know not all Russians are communists.  

[Desert_Fox_Rommel]

war_junky 91

Did you try bringing up a scenario where she has no rights, is chained to the kitchen and you could rape her with no consequences and this was all from laws enacted by the goverment? Would she want to over throw that goverment?

If not, sterilization

I tried explaining that, but she wouldn't listen. @_@

Man of the Demoneye

Maybe that is what she was taught in russia? That is the most backwards thinking I have heard. Please tell me this is all one big joke?

She was born after the fall of the soviet union and lived in America her whole life.

ArmasTermin

You should literally slap sone sense into her, then tell her that in her idea of an ideal government you could do that as much as you wanted and not suffer for it.

Then ask her if that's still okay.

Because, in a sense, that's what she supports.

If I did that it would ruin our friendship. Even though I strongly disagree with her on this she's still one of my best friends... that and I believe that a man shouldn't beat a woman unless it's for defensive purposes.  

[ArmasTermin]

I know, it was said in jest. I never condone striking a woman.  

[Desert_Fox_Rommel]

razz ok just checkin man wink  

[OberFeldwebel]

You could use that defense thing out of context. Defense of the country.

 

[Crash Maniac]

OberFeldwebel

You could use that defense thing out of context. Defense of the country.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?







Nothing, you already told her twice.  

[Fresnel]

Crash Maniac

OberFeldwebel

You could use that defense thing out of context. Defense of the country.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?







Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a black man with a Harvard degree?






******.

When does a black man become a ******?





When he leaves the room.