STAND UP COMDEY!!

[TheGoldenFerret]

SO WHAT IS A MOUSES FAAVORITE GAME...

PARCHEESY

HUH HUH  

[cobthecobbler]

There is no emote to show how I feel.......




Tisk, tisk, tisk, tisk................

Riku's mom does NOT think he's cool!
The neighbors toilet is an excellent source of free water! "Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I dont think I have broccoli on my shirt!"
"I got my bib! Ahhhh my special bib!"

 

[TheGoldenFerret]

okay then...

WHAT DID THE ROBOT... SAY... TO THE CENTIPIED


STOP BEING A CENTIPIED

HE HE IT'S FUNNY CAUSE THE ROBOT... AINT GOT NO ARMS  

[cobthecobbler]

Nickyorany

okay then...

WHAT DID THE ROBOT... SAY... TO THE CENTIPIED


STOP BEING A CENTIPIED

HE HE IT'S FUNNY CAUSE THE ROBOT... AINT GOT NO ARMS

If the robot had no arms...then how will he be able to "pick up" on all his prcesses? that was horrible...  

[LuvlyMrDevil]

How do u make an eggroll?

U push it.  

[TheGoldenFerret]

hehe good one  

[thubui]

hahaha...nick you are NOT funny. your jokes are corny xp go watch comedy central and learn from it...seriously. even watching an old person falling downstairs is more funnier.  

[TheGoldenFerret]

haha of corse they sound corney i thats the point xD nyuhh and of course old people falling down stairs is funny THATS HILARIOUS  

[cobthecobbler]

If i ever see an old person falling down stairs... Im gunna pass out from excessive laughter xD (Thats a lot of laughter, for all you illiterate pplz)  

[guygag]

My grandmother said "Come here." I said "What do you mean?" she said "Well your over there now come over here." she gave me 10 bucks and said "Here's ten bucks and don't tell your mother I'm giving this to you." and I said "It'll cost you more than that."  

[thubui]

i know xp you know what kind of jokes are funny? like adult ones. xp they are so much funnier than nick's.  

[cobthecobbler]

GD...

Wtf kind of 'adult ones' are you talking about...??
Most of them are funny
Except the ones that are like
"What do you call someone who moves from lower management to upper management?"
"I dont know, what do you call it?"
"A promotion."
"Oh. Ha. Thanks."
"No problem -sips coffee-"
"..."
"..."
"...Bye"
"Bye"

...Why?

 

[Commander Nitro]

honestly nick those sucked even the eggroll one was funnier  

[Commander Nitro]

Q: why did the vampire subscribe to the newsletter?

A: he heard it had a good 'circulation'  

[gizmo10928]

y did the toilet paper rool down the hill


to get to the botom