Jingle Bombs Christmas Carol

[guygag]

Dashing throught the sand,
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan,
for Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B,
thats when I got shot in the a**,
by the U.S military.
Oh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs,
Mine blew up you see,
where are all the virgins Bin Laden promised me.
Oh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs,
U.S soldiers shot me dead,
the only thing that I have left is this towel on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my balls keep falling off.
My bombing days are done,
I need to find some work,
perhaps it would be much safer as a covenient store night clerk.
Oh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs,
I think I got skrewed,
don't laugh at me because Im dead or I KILL YOU!!!
I KILL YOU!!!

If you liked this send it to some friends before Christmas, or I KILL YOU!!!  

[Commander Nitro]

Isn't that from Jeff Dunham  

[cobthecobbler]

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[Anokoku]

yeah its from jeff dunham OxO; My friend sings this on the bus going to school...  

[Commander Nitro]

Ann Shadows

yeah its from jeff dunham OxO; My friend sings this on the bus going to school...

so I was right