I was almost robbed this morning.

[Cleveland Steamroller]

I was picking up a friend of mine from his apartment this morning because he didn't have a ride to work, and as soon as I stepped out of the car, this punk kid (probably 20 or 21 at the oldest) starts walking up to me with a butterfly knife, demanding I hand over my wallet.

I looked him square in the eye and said "Who the hell are you, bringing a knife to a gunfight?" I brushed back my jacket to reveal my 1911 in its holster. I drew and pointed it straight at his face. He dropped the knife, backed up a good few steps, and turned tail and ran for the hills.

I am just now starting to come down off of the adrenaline rush, and that happened at 6:30 AM. Six hours ago. My buddy says that kind of thing happens a lot in that particular apartment complex. Now he tells me...  

[Fresnel]

I wonder how long it took him to come down off his adrenaline rush. xd  

[Man of the Demoneye]

Glad to hear you are okay. Hopefully he learned his lesson, but probably not.

At least you have his knife now. Actually, the cops would probably want that, but at least it's not his anymore.  

[ArmasTermin]

Woah, crazy. Glad you're all right.

Bet the end of that .45 looked a mile wide to him. lol  

[uryu ishida]

You should have called the cops AS SOON AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. In a situation like that, it comes down ot his word and yours, and the police respond to the call they got, and tend to believe the person that called them first.  

[Crash Maniac]

Welcome to the club.

Did his eye's get all narrow trying to focus on the gun instead of you? It's kinda comical.

See, i carry cuffs where ever i go... so those unlucky enough to pick me to rob... end up in them. I've never let attempted robbers go. biggrin  

[Requiem ex Inferni]

He's gonna need a new change of underwear after THAT one.

Good thing he wasn't stupid enough to try anything afterwards. Human heads and .45 caliber bullets tend to not like each other.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Fresnel

I wonder how long it took him to come down off his adrenaline rush. xd

And how long it took to clean the piss and s**t stains out of his pants.


Anyway, did you take the knife?
Or did you call the cops to have them take it as evidence.  

[Stoic Socialist]

I'm glad he robbed someone with a gun.

Anyways; I wonder what weakness he saw in you.
 

[Orkronos]

Congrats and good line ^^

Any who i think i know why he called YOU for a ride lol.  

[war_junky 91]

Stoic Socialist

I'm glad he robbed someone with a gun.

Anyways; I wonder what weakness he saw in you.

Most likely he just saw a moment of oportunity.  

[Crash Maniac]

war_junky 91

Stoic Socialist

I'm glad he robbed someone with a gun.

Anyways; I wonder what weakness he saw in you.

Most likely he just saw a moment of oportunity.

sometimes, its just boils down to the crook not being that smart.

example.

My dad and I decided to hit the ATM one evening before heading off to a movie.

Keep in mind that I'm 6'2, 280 lbs and Scottish, (you might not get the reference, but being Scottish makes me inherently more Badass.)
My dad's old, but he's 5'9, 185lbs... and looks like he was carved out of an oak tree.

Anyway... I step up to the ATM, and i notice a guy to my left about tenish feet away, my dad's standing off to my right a little. As soon as i punch in my PIN, this douche to my left approached and starts reaching for a knife he had in his pocket. He gets within 4 feet and i see the knife, i sweep back my coat, drop safety and draw. My dad see's my action, sweeps back his shirt and draws.

This douche bag's eye's narrow down as he tries to focus in on my barrel, then eye's over to my dad's XD40. I hear the muttered words "oh s**t." and he starts to babble how sorry he is, he'll just leave... Not that simple.

My dad's a cop, I used to be one... So, after a very short foot pursuit, he ends up on the ground and in cuffs. The police show up, evidently... this douche had robbed 4 people that night, and had priors for robbery, and was a repeat felon. 3 time loser.

moral, not all criminals think with their head before committing a crime.  

[Freak_090]

Crash Maniac

war_junky 91

Stoic Socialist

I'm glad he robbed someone with a gun.

Anyways; I wonder what weakness he saw in you.

Most likely he just saw a moment of oportunity.

sometimes, its just boils down to the crook not being that smart.

example.

My dad and I decided to hit the ATM one evening before heading off to a movie.

Keep in mind that I'm 6'2, 280 lbs and Scottish, (you might not get the reference, but being Scottish makes me inherently more Badass.)
My dad's old, but he's 5'9, 185lbs... and looks like he was carved out of an oak tree.

Anyway... I step up to the ATM, and i notice a guy to my left about tenish feet away, my dad's standing off to my right a little. As soon as i punch in my PIN, this douche to my left approached and starts reaching for a knife he had in his pocket. He gets within 4 feet and i see the knife, i sweep back my coat, drop safety and draw. My dad see's my action, sweeps back his shirt and draws.

This douche bag's eye's narrow down as he tries to focus in on my barrel, then eye's over to my dad's XD40. I hear the muttered words "oh s**t." and he starts to babble how sorry he is, he'll just leave... Not that simple.

My dad's a cop, I used to be one... So, after a very short foot pursuit, he ends up on the ground and in cuffs. The police show up, evidently... this douche had robbed 4 people that night, and had priors for robbery, and was a repeat felon. 3 time loser.

moral, not all criminals think with their head before committing a crime.

+1  

[Anima_Raptor]

You are now officially a badass.

Congrats  

[OberFeldwebel]

It's official, this thread is full of win.