So today I was eating lunch at Panda Express with my sister and we saw a store named same as the thread title. We started making some funny advertising phrases for a store for people planning on going postal.
Get a free KMFDM CD with all purchases over $1500
Buy 4 grenades and get the 5th one free!
Pipebomb kits starting at just $99.99
Everyone wants to look professional so don't forget to check out our killing spree uniforms!
Buy it now! If you don't kill em right the first time you won't get a second chance!
D: i forgot the other ones
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