Vampires Today Suck

[Dylanthevyllan]

What do you think? Do the Twilight faries-I mean, vampires really impress, or do the old ones kick a**. You know what I mean by old ones-the ones that would make people hallucinate, rip their faces off, have sex with them, bite them, or all of this at once! The old vampires, the bamf vampires.

Who's cooler?  

[Tsushima Yoshiko]

Oldies Transylvanians! :B  

[Persaya42]

Older ones for sure, stupid ann rice >.> shes the start of the modern day vampire...why must they all be superman clones now D: its like heeeyyy im super fast, strong, o and guess what humans you know how like sunlight use to be my uber weakness? well guess what! now it just makes me sparkle! woot! *razzle dazzle attack* fear my glittler...so ya bottom line is YOU ALL SCREWED cause if you thought you humans stood a change before well think again..cause like in a couple years imma gonna get LAZER VISION! *glitter attack* taste my sparkles!  

[xXKukuroXx]

I hate Twilight soooo much! It ruined vampires. gonk  

[Quen Callwin]

well i like the twilight story, or at least the first book haven;t gotten father than that yet, but i have to say that the way they she did the vampires were off, i didn't really like the fact that basically only vampires can kill other vampires, out of the two i think the old ones are better, but the new ones are an interesting concept, just not a very good one.  

[minnie_miranda]

I like the Twilight books. But it did kinda ruin the old vampire.. its like she should have made them a new kind of mythical creature.. possibly related to the vampire.. that would make a LOT more sense.

 

[VanillaNightrail]

I personally think Underworld is better than Twilight...  

[LadyJ86]

Quen Callwin

well i like the twilight story, or at least the first book haven;t gotten father than that yet, but i have to say that the way they she did the vampires were off, i didn't really like the fact that basically only vampires can kill other vampires, out of the two i think the old ones are better, but the new ones are an interesting concept, just not a very good one.

I agree. I personally loved the twilight books (not the movie), but I much prefer the old vampires. Vampires do not sparkle in sun, and the near invincibility portrayed in the books was over the top.  

[dennis55]

gota kick it old school  

[Devil Nightlord_Dante]

BRING BACK THE NOSFERATU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
His actor's name was Max Schreck (lit: "The Horror" in German)


Oh, and Darkstalkers' Ultimate Vampire: Demitri Maximov!

Some Bloody Alucard/Arucard from Hellsing TV/OVA


And this she-Vamp from Hellsing too! 3nodding
 

[Devil Nightlord_Dante]

Her name's Seras Victoria, killed/saved by Alucard & became a Vampire too. And let's just say that I'm more into her than just the violence, her giant b(.)(.)bs Cannon and the bloodlust.  

[Wormmon]

Cirque Du Freak kicks Twilight's sparkly book covered a** any day.

 

[Shelby the Monkeygirl]

I just have to say! They are sexy but they do not Sparkle.  

[raida janpu]

Yeah, now we have all these lame writers writing books about teenagers and vampires; And the Vampires are NOT vampires.
It sucks.
Damn you, Edwa--- Wait, we cannot speak it's name.
gonk

 

[Devil Nightlord_Dante]

The life of vampires has been sucked dry ((no pun intended)) thanks to those meddling Twilight brats! >_____>