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This topic wants two things:

1) How do you want to die? Do you want to be crushed by a piano, fall off a cliff, get killed by an army of angry penguins, eaten by sharks with laser beams on their head, what?

2) What do you want done with your body?
Cremated, buried, given to necropheliacs, viking funeral, what?


My self - I want to go out in a good way. Like to get killed in a sword fight in the middle of Times Square, or to be killed by a Polar Bear. Because that way they'll be talking about the polar bear for years to come, do they euth it, put it in a cell, what? Or something to entertain the ACLU for years to come. Or maybe to fall from a mountain, and roll down it.

I want one of several things, after I die:

1) Mailed to someone I don't like/Used to in Wendy's Chili
2) shot from a cannon, into the air, or from a high mountain peak.
3) Viking Funeral, A la Phil Kaufman and Gram Parsons.
4) Launched into space from a rocket.
5) Have my body deposited on mars.
6) Used to scar small children, taxi-dermied like. Or for people to play practical jokes by using my body.
7) Thrown from a plane with smoke streamers attached, so my friends can see where I land.
cool Thrown from a plane with a remote controlled parachute, so my body will land in the party zone.
9) Thrown off a bridge during A) dead lock traffic B) some one doing sixty on the freeway.

I'd...probably go down in a swarm of fans...that, or I'd go to school, where they'd find my body lying on the floor of the g i r l's bathroom. Number 2's more likely.
My mom'll probably have to write a story on my d e a t h. She's the only other good writer. And my cousin and aunt would probably do a portrait in pencil. I'd like that on my grave.

doesnt matter how i want to die, in about three to four years from now im gonna drown.

i wanna have my body let loose to sink to the bottom of the ocean

...I want to die in the way that'll force me to face my only fear...pain....I want to die in the most painful way thats possible.....as for afterward I would like my body to be left in the woods....so that I can lay in nature instead of being buried unnaturally....Its not that I'm a nature freak..its just that I would rather rot in a forest and let animals peck at me...than to let my body stay stuck in box under earth....thats just me...

I want to die in a comic book sale, with my killer having to claw the 75% off comics from my cold dead hands. I myself would have taken down several people first, of course.

Then I want an old-style funeral. With a horse-drawn herse and an impressive black coffin.

It will be an open-coffin and non-religious funeral.

The song played will be Across the Universe sung by Rufus Wainwright (the original was played at my uncles funeral, the first funeral I ever went to).

I'd like to be burried but it's too expensive (unless I put money aside all my life for a plot so my family doesn't have to pay for it) so if I'm cremated I want to be next to my uncles ashes or in a garden at home with a plauque.

If I die young, I want to wear a black EGL dress, make-up as usual.
If I'm old, a black evening dress.

All my organs will be donated.

I don't want to die in my sleep. I want it to be memorable. Like a sky-diving accident where my body landed on the president and killed him, or something. Or to be used in Wendy's Chili.

I haven't thought about the way I'll die. I don't care how I die.
I'm giving my body to a necro, and after he's done with it, he's giving it to science.