Why you divorced the person above you!

[Henneth Annun]

So, why did you divorce the person above you? xd

Did you want to start your own church?
Did they empty a can of tuna on your head?
Did they try to strangle you with a live octopus?
Are you too good for them, or are you simply bored?

So go ahead, why'd you divorce the person above you! razz  

[Awesome Akwardness]

She didn't share my 'love' for tentacles. sad  

[Henneth Annun]

^ cheated on me with a sushi roll  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Posted videos of it all over the internet for revenge  

[Henneth Annun]

^disabled my internet and phone service for six months in revenge  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

^was still married to Blackrose Kaire at the time of our wedding.  

[Henneth Annun]

^got angry over it even though it was only recognized in North Korea  

[vincejustvince]

SHE CLAIMED THAT I WAS A WITCH AND THAT I STOOD ON TOP OF MY CASTLE TRANSFORMED INTO A BLACK SWAN CIRCLED IT THREE TIMES AND I HAD TO GO TO COURT AND MY BEST PAL BJORN AGREED TO DEFEND MY HONOR IN THE ARENA AND HE WAS PWNED BY THE BLACK KNIGHT AND THEN THE TWO OF US ENDED UP IN HEL WHICH WAS PRETTY LAME I WAS KINDA HOPING I WOULD GET TO HANGOUT WITH ODIN OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT?  

[Henneth Annun]

stupid story man.... -_-

^makes up stupid stories  

[trampyre]

^wouldn't convert with me when I found Scientology  

[Creta the Otaku]

wouldn't share any candy  

[the_underworks]

for not getting me a snack after making love ROAR  

[Creta the Otaku]

For stealing all my poptarts  

[Henneth Annun]

^for loving poptarts more than she loved me sad  

[trampyre]

Oh man sometimes I miss pop tarts.

^turned me into a newt!

I got better though