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So I just failed my drivers permit test. crying BY ONE QUESTION.

But I'm taking it again next week so we'll see... of course if I pass I'm getting my dad's car...

As well as a job to pay for money and insurance. God, being responsible's not gonna be fun when I'm flipping burgers at Taco Hell. Or whatever they sell there. >_>

Tacos. I know. Shut up. x]

OMGOMG I joined this guild when I was 13! Can you believe it? Time goes so freaking fastttttttt.

Anyway in english I'm stuck in this group w/ three guys--spencer, kyle and brian, which is actually kinda fun because they talk about such wierd s**t all the time and we have really interesting conversations. Anyway, today spencer decided to tell us about some nymphomaniac chick he saw on E! who had apparently ******** around 200,000 men in her lifetime. She was an online prostitute or something and she said she started having sex when she was around 12, and she looked a little under 30, so we got someone from the table next to us to do the math and that's like 7 or 8 guys a day.

Oh and apparently she had a thing for parapalegics too. She claimed to have fantasies about them... but like, if she was that busy every day, how did she even have time for fantasies???

Now my question is: so how could anyone still walk after all that? Not to mention the STDs... but anyway, spencer appeared to be thinking really hard for a moment, and then he was like, "there's like 195,000 people that follow budda right? so if she's ******** like 200,000 people... that's like ******** an entire religion."

lol.

Ok now my new kitty's licking my face.

We just got her actually, a couple weeks ago. She's probably the most hideous cat I've ever seen, she kinda looks like a small rat. I picked her out. :]

We went to the shelter to get a kitten and my siblings were all like, let's get one of the cute grey ones! but they were all standoffish and indifferent, and then i saw this fugly kitten named Narnia in a nearby cage, and she was the only cat that actually let me come near and was playful and purred and everything. So I convinced my family to play with her and check her out, and that's how we ended up with the fugliest cat in the shelter. We named her Roxy. :]

Anyway, sorry for all that text. sweatdrop

-gasp- cheese is growing up so fast :'D
its ok cheese, although i passed my permit 100%, i got pulled over not even a month after ^___^;; so scores dont matter much...


TMI!
haha, but damn, that girls been around


aww...fugly cat <333
thats how i picked out my fatty dog! my uncles doggy had a bunch of newborns, and all of them were hyper little things. and then there was jessa. antisocial, shy, naps a ton, walks real slow, but still friendly. all the other puppys were blond, but jessa was brown with a black stripe on her back, like a mini german shepard :3


lol, breathing sex. now how would that...

O.O

oh.

poor debi... *pets*

I've been breaking laws since I started driving and haven't been pulled over.. yet.. xD
I'm actually a fairly good driver.. I just like going fast.

thats funny, most people break laws all the time. im pretty sure i probably wont be a horrible driver, but i probably wont be a great one either. that probably requires patience. =/ going fast sounds fun.

awww baby rats sound adorable! that was probably smart but i bet they were fun to stare at. :] i love miniature animals.

hahahaha jess sounds awesome. it must be hard to type over a dog tho. o_o

my doggy isnt all that big, plus its cold and her body ish warm :3

they were fun to stare at! there were like 20 of them all cuddling each other. and there were mini bunnys too, with little ears >.<

rabbit is delicious btw :F




yay!!!? xP

ferrets are awesome! my friend has a white one, its so cute with his little hamper he sleeps in and ball to roll in :3

Ah it's just the permit test.. hard part's the license.. XD

I failed the written test for my learner's permit twice...first time it was by 1 freaking question, the second time I bombed...pretty sure I got psyched out.

But then I got like 90% on the last time. 83

Oh yeah...and eating sex, not hard. Breathing on the other hand? Thats REALLY gross. O.o

My dog was the lazy one too. Damn, I miss that stupid loveable dog.

mongoose: ive always been scared of ferrets. :/ lol but im a cat person too.

debi: omg thats so cute! but dont eat the pets. D :

minako: i hope so! ive been studying like crazy. well see :]

kurakaneko: glad to know i have something to look forward to. D : no jk, im actually really excited for my liscence, i just have do the whole permit thing first...

vertically challenged: fugly pets are the best lol. way better than cute but bitchy ones

daerius: ya i failed by 1 question too, wow that sucks about the second time tho. my friend saw this little old man take a permit test when she got hers, and the person corrected it and he missed like 40/48... that would suck worse lol

hahahaha breathing sex. im still not sure exactly how to do that. maybe ill experiment. ;] no jk jk

pets r the best tho.

bagel: they really do. o_o