things your family said!!

[Jak the wing]

So this is what i got. Post things that your Family says or have said to you that would not make any sense to anyone but you and explain what it means.

For example my dad has said.
"Hey! Its time for Frizz"

The explanation of this is we have some chickens and one we call Mrs frizz. Mrs Frizz refuses to go into her coop at night sometimes so when my dad said this he meant.
"Hey! Its time to put Mrs Frizz in the chicken coop"

Yes i know this is very stupid but oh well its chatterbox for petesake.  

[Endranse]

Weird things parents have said to me that only I would understand......oh...I definately have one....

"So, Vince.....Have you and Amber done the Bunny Hop yet?"


yeah.....................in case you all need a translation: "Have you and her slept together yet? *winks and nudges included*"





-.-;  

[BreathLessX]

"Have you started on that memoir to explain the nothingness you do in a nothing-ish fashion?"

"Shiznit is the new WTF logo."

Um...."You and your sister need to get the hell away from me before I stab you with a fork."

I don't know anymore gonk  

[fk12]

"You look like a hooker!"- My grandmother's response to a picture my dad took of my Franziska costume. 8| Love you, too, Nanny.  

[Unknown R A I N B O W]

My mom and me tend to the weirder ones of the household.
Quoting my mom:
'It's blowing harder then half the hookers here'
IT was a horrible windy day that day. xD
Then today for me when my brother was playing pokemon: XD:
'Continue to play pokemon, so I can move like them.Just so I have a reason to look retarded.'  

[haseo9]

When we watched jerry springer this one time-alot of these relate to whores-
*Damn those two are fighting like to whores over a cherry*I DONT GET IT TO THIS DAY.

-Damn she hates him like a whore*interchangable with hooker* hates salt-
Theres a couple normal ones but i have to remeber them OH YEAH

-Hows your day?- you'd get it if you lived with me