My best one so far:
Quote:
You and I are just two large people trying to make it in this soft world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of murder in the past, and I know you've dabbled in gluttony, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our hot love. Without you, I'm nothing but a wet cow.
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Yours happily,
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Yours happily,