OH MY GOD THIS GAME IS ******** AWESOME! YOU PLAY AS SOME GUY WHO CRASH LANDS ON SOME PLANET INHABITED BY COOL ALIEN BUGS AND STUFF BUT SCREW THE STORY THAT'S JUST AN EXCUSE TO BEAT THE LIVING GREEN s**t OUT OF HORDES OF ALIEN GUYS AND STUFF! IT'S SO ******** COOL (Not referring to the easy mode here) YOU HAVE ALL THESE DIFFERENT GUNS, AND SOME ARE LIKE: CHAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK AND SOME ARE LIKE ********! AND YOU HAVE THIS COOL WHIP FOR WHEN ENEMIES GET TOO ******** CLOSE FOR COMFORT, AND EXPLODEY GRENADES THAT SEND THOSE GREEN ******** FLYING! THERE ARE ALL THESE INTENSE MISSIONS THAT ARE LIKE: GET TO THE END OF THE LEVEL! OR: PROTECT THE BASE! OR: DEFEAT ALL 'EM GREEN ********! OR: BEAT THE GREEN s**t OUT OF THAT HUGE ******** BOSS SHOOTING ******** LASERS OUT OF IT'S FACE! AND THEN THERE'S THE ONLINE MODE! DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THIS ********! YOU CHOOSE THE KINDA MODE YOU WANT AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU'RE KER-BLAMIN' YOUR WAY THROUGH THOUSANDS OF GREEN ********! YOU CHOOSE FROM THE ******** AWESOME STORY MISSIONS AND THEN ONE OF THE ONES YOU ALL CHOSE IS RANDOMLY PICKED, THEN YOU'RE ALL WORKING TOGETHER TO BLAST THOSE GREEN ******** OFF THIS MUTHA ******** PLANE PLANET! AND YOU ALL HAVE THESE SCORES AND THE ******** WITH THE BIGGEST SCORE WINS AFTER THE HUGE INTENSE ******** MISSION IS OVER! BUT THEN YOU ALL PLAY ANOTHER MISSION 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL SO ******** ADDICTED TO THIS s**t! IT'S ******** CRAZY DUDE! AND SOMETIMES WHEN THINGS GET OVER THE TOP CRAZY ONLINE IT GOES KINDA BLURRY AND IT'S A ******** COOL EFFECT! THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM IN THE WHOLE ******** GAME; THE ANNOUNCER SOMTIMES SAYS: 'THAT'S WHY YOU'RE STILL A KID!'... WHAT THE ******** IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! THAT'S ******** CRAZY! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING! BUT ANYWAY... GET THIS s**t... AS SOON AS IT'S OUT IN THE US! THIS s**t IS BETTER THAN DRUGS... NOT THAT I'VE TRIED DRUGS... GET IT! I RATE THIS ******** NINETY-SEVEN ******** PERCENT!
Looking forward to playing it with you all! smile
Any questions?
Nintendo Cult!
So long and thanks for the memories.
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