I HAVE COME TO RIP YOUR SOULS OUT WITH A STRAW. >:D

[i-Charlie-Chou]

Okay, now that I have your attention, I'd just like to say, "Hi, my name is Charlie and I'm new in this fabulous Guild." I just read that off of a teleprompter; that's why that sounded so robotic and/or rehearsed.

ANYWAYS my name is Charlie (In case my Username wasn't a complete giveaway...) and I am gonna start doing things in this guild... If I have time to do anything, that is. I'll try to do as much as I possibly can. I don't think that I have anything else to say except that I put mo' sex in homosexuals. whee

 

[Amarythe]

*Facepalm*

Welcome to the guild.

Two things:
What's so appealing about a p***s?
Your gonna love Chaos.  

[i-Charlie-Chou]

1.) It's not that I particualarly like penises, it's just that I think girls and their vaginas are 9x more disgusting. (Then penises.)
2.) O rly? (Who's Chaos..? 8D)  

[Admiral Derp]

LOOK GAIZ, IT'S MY FAVOURITE NOT-STRAIGHT f*****t! ~Points at Charlie~  

[Amarythe]

1.) ... no comment.
2.) Oh, you'd LOVE chaos! And he'd totally love you too. I read your profile, and i know it says you dont want to find someone over gaia, but still, Chaos is gonna just keep begging and begging for you.
He kept pming me, but i had to beat it into his little head that im just not into "that".
Chaos: He's totally into Yaoi (its sort of his thing), and he's kinda into guys who "dress up".

Now solar, buy "GAIZ", did you mean "Guys" or "Gays"?? Cuz only one of those applies to me.  

[Admiral Derp]

By gaiz I meant guys.

... Lo-freaking-L.

Yeah, Charlie, Chaos will LOVE YOU~.

By the way, it's your fault he said why he likes penises. You asked, he answered.  

[Amarythe]

okay solar, why do you like penises then, huh?

Man, i can't even imagine how anyone could enjoy someone elses p***s. I mean its all... like... veiny and stuff..  

[Admiral Derp]

...I never said that I liked penises, did I?

I... I didn't need to know that. That's disgusting... crying  

[Demonic Repentance]

Hear the music and despair…

First of all, I'm not ******** gay and if you say it again I will quit this guild and send you hate messages through fifty different mule accounts. Which is possible for me, believe it. Second, stop being ******** retards. I really have no ******** patience for retarded statements and conversations right now and the next person to be a complete idiot will get a very detailed rant of the different ways I could kill them. Got it, you ******** asses?

Oh, yeah, and welcome. Go ******** shoot yourself. [/********>  

[Amarythe]

Oooh, someone doesnt support. Don't be so intolerant, Chaos.

Don't worry about him. He gets all defensive and s**t, and he likes giving out a bunch of empty threats.

And for a person who gets so worked up about being called a homosexual, he sure does like greek stuff.
You know, most the Greeks were homosexuals, lol. Seriously.  

[Demonic Repentance]

Hear the music and despair…

I'm not intolerant, and you're ******** lucky I calmed down. Because I probably would have hired a hacker to find your address, then hunted you down and shoved a knife through your skull, rendering you unconscious as your brain hemorrhages. And who cares what the Greeks were? Aristotle was Aristotle. I don't judge anyone until they piss me off, in which case I will kill them, make no mistake. The threats aren't empty.

Oh, yeah, ever heard of Freud, b***h?

 

[Amarythe]

I'm quite familiar with Freud and his laughable incompetence.
And besides, Freud would have ALOT to say about you, dude.

sigh... more empty threats... rolleyes

You've got some anger issues, dude. You should really work on that s**t, man. You make a real a** of yourself sometimes.  

[Demonic Repentance]

Hear the music and despair…

Yes, I have anger issues. I have depression issues, suicidal issues, self-esteem issues; in general, I'm ******** up. And, like I said, they're not empty. Sometime soon I might snap and go on a murder spree. Never know.

 

[Amarythe]

Meh. You shouldn't brag about being an a**.
Are you sure your just not exploiting your flaws for attention?  

[Demonic Repentance]

Hear the music and despair…

I'm not exploiting anything. I'm just truthful. And I'm pissed again, so watch what you say.