ATL quotes

[nomvegannom]

Alex:"Did you have fun today on the roller coasters? I know I did! I almost threw up over all of these people"
(turns around and points to rian, jack, and zack)
Alex:"earlier we rode superman together"
Jack cuts in "three times, three times!"
Alex continues, "I opted to sit in the front so that my vomit could travel backwards onto everyone else... also watch out for those trash cans that they have around because those things will jump out at you!"  

[TECHNOcolor Hearts]

Jack: AH! AAALLLEEEX!! ALEEEEEX! AHH!
--
Jack: So here we are in our spinning world. This is how we -- this is how we live our Neverland.
--
Jack: I'm gonna ******** puke everywhere. *makes puking sound*
Alex: Ah!
Jack: Yeah, yeah, no more spinning.
--
Jack: I'm gonna go puke on the little girls'...
Alex: We're going the other way. Dammit.
Jack: ...foreheads.
Alex && Jack: *moans and complains*

<3
They were on that teacup ride at Disneyland.  

[nomvegannom]

Alex: "ATL fan numbers, I will never ever, ever, ever, ever read Twilight. And here's why..."
Jack: "I hate apples..."
Alex: "I am a vampire and they portray us all wrong because you cannot fall in love with a vampire. There is no way because...I'll eat your throat!... and drink your blood. And thats all we care about..."

blaugh  

[KittenKitPup]

*talking about who they'd have jump out a cake*
Rian: No doubt, it'd be the main guy from 300, i mean come on, that'd be a big cake
Alex: Alright
Jack: I'd say Trace Cyrus cuz i feel like seeing him in a bikini, that'd be hot
^^

*the boner song* blaugh
Jack: little man on a corner
somethin pokin it's his boner
but he don't got a big one
'cuz his name is alex gaskarth

Alex: Blink
Jack: 182
Alex: Kanye West
Jack: My favourite rapper
Alex: Man whore
Jack: My mum  

[TECHNOcolor Hearts]

^ The boner song is epic.

[ They're talking about guest vocals on their new album ]

Rian: You forgot one! Mr. Matt Flyzik. Uh...He's on the record.
Alex: Oh, no, we recorded over him. He got booted off.
Matt: Kind of like Jack?
Alex: Yeah.

--

[ Talking about who they owe their fame to ]

Zack: We don't really owe out fame to anyone.
Alex: WE'RE FAMOUS BECAUSE WE'RE AWESOME.
Zack: THAT'S RIGHT.
Alex: WHAT? *grunts*
Rian: *grunts*
Jack, Rian, Alex, and Zack start singing that Final Countdown song.  

[takashi_sahoko]

Girl :If a tiger and a bear got in a fight, in a cage who would win?
Alex: Bear
Rian: Tiger
Jack: Lion
Alex: Bear
Rian: No tiger.

Alex: Bear
Rian: no
Alex: Tiger weighs more, and its 3 x more strong.
Rian: Yea but tigers are swift as hell and would run around the bear and attack it.
Alex: But it wouldn’t, it would attack it directly cause tigers are
Rian: -interrupts- No tiger
Alex: TIGERS RELY ON HOPING FROM TREES ********: Exactly so it would hop on a tree and jump down
Alex: There’s no tree, where in a cage, cage match cage match
Rian: Oh are we talking about a wrestling cage ?
Girl: Yes yea
Alex: It’s a ******** bear, has got the tiger for sure.
Rian: ….. no tiger will crawl up the cage and jump off it
Alex: Suck a d**k man
Rian: Is there a folding chair?
Girl: Yes,
Alex: Bear uses folded chair.
JACK: I think we can all agree that Clifford the big red dog would win.
Alex: What kind of bear?
Girl: Polar bear.
Rian: That’s insane
Alex: Dude but not only that, but polar bears are one of the most infinmince bear species. Ther’re like really violent.
Girl: Have you seen them, they can take down a whale.
Alex: Uhh ahhhhh.
Rian: Oh great you can take down a whale
Alex: DUDE
Jack: makes whale noises. Whaaaaa ohhh whhaaaaa
Alex: Dude do you think a tiger can take down a whale
Rian: We can take down a turtle.
Alex: Whales are huge,
Rian: Jack has had these for like a week now.
Alex: Don’t change the subject, -throws himself back- talking to zack
What do you think about the bear?
Zack: I’d think I would win.

 

[nomvegannom]

Alex: TRAGEDY HAS STRUCK! we are out of peanut butter!  

[nomvegannom]

Interviewer: Who is the person who you are most excited to see when you go home?
Alex:...Ann Frank
Interviewer: Aaand, what about you?
Jack: My mom!...and dad
Interviewer: Who are you really excited to see when you go home? There has to be someone your aching to see.
Alex: Um, actually my puppy. I'm really excited to see my puppy, Sebastian. He's the man  

[MissAllTimeLow]

my name is all time low im from the band alex gaskarth figure that one out  

[TECHNOcolor Hearts]

Alex: If Jack could get rid of one of...uh...an article of my clothing, I'd have -- I think it would probably be my flannel shirt.
Jack: No, you could not be more wrong.
Alex: Really?
Jack: It's definitely those Middle Eastern scarves you wear.
Alex: Oh, the scarves!
Jack: The Middle Eastern scarves you wear!
Alex; No!
Jack: He looks like a fighter in the Afghan army.
Alex: I am. I'm the prince of Persia.

--

Jack: Last night Alex came onto me when he was drunk.
Alex: I was ******** up, though.
Jack: He was like, 'Oh, let's just make out man, no one's watching.' And I was like, 'Who wants AIDS, bro?'
Alex: It's not weird! it's not weird. And I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why it's not weird...  

[Agent Mallard]

"Be real, because a mask only fools people on the outside.
Pretending to be someone you're not takes a toll on the real you,
and the real you is more important than anyone else."
-Alex Gaskarth.  

[nomvegannom]

Don't throw yourself out on another's whim. People change, as do intentions and as a result, consequences. Live for yourself, love those around you, but realize they've got their own agendas (Alex Gaskarth)  

[nomvegannom]

I am a liar.
I am self absorbed.
I am in this for me.
I am seeking recognition.
I am not concerned with politics.
I am attempting to rise to the top.
I am never going to forget my intentions.
I am allowed to worry about my own life above the lives of others.
----- AFTER ALL ----
I am human.

- Alex Gaskarth  

[nomvegannom]

"Our street corners keep secrets, and our road signs only suggest,
never deciding for us, never knowing if the destination to which
they lead, is where we truly belong.
Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will some day end,
but that most of us just live to follow directions,
and many times we end up totally lost"
-Alex  

[Agent Mallard]

"Our street corners keep secrets, and our road signs only suggest, never deciding for us, never knowing if the destination to which they lead, is where we truly belong. Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will some day end, but that most of us just live to follow directions, and many times we end up totally lost"