I was out shopping today, dressed, as usual, in a black skirt and Victorian top. I was getting hungry, so I stopped for lunch at a burger place next to a store that sells goth clothing and books. While I was waiting for my food, the cashier asked me if I'm a Mennonite. I told him that I was not, and he commented on the pecularity of my wardrobe and inquired as to the reason why I dress that way. I told him that I dress the way I do because it's fun and I like it, to which he replies by nodding to the aforementioned store and asking, "Are you one of those people?"

*facepalm*