Tell about yourself in a FUNZ way..

[iPolkaPuppy]

MY unlimited resource gave me this game, and this is how your tell about yourself.
Pick the Month you were born:
January --- I ate
February -- I needed
March ----- I ran naked with
April ----- I killed
May ------- I smoked with
June ------ I beat
July ------ I cuddled with
August ---- I banged
September - I shot
October --- I robbed
November -- I stabbed
December -- I ran shirtless with

Pick the Day you were born on:
01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - a teletubby
04 - a homo
05 - Barney the dinosaur
06 - a toothbrush
07 - my girlfriend
08 - a hottie
09 - a pornstar
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the Trojan man
12 - a glass of milk
13 - the koolaid man
14 - a drink
15 - a horse
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a condom
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a rockstar
23 - the cookie monster
24 - an easter egg
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - my mom
30 - my grandma
31 - a mop

Pick the Color of shirt you are wearing right now:

White ------ because that hoe stole my taco
Black ------ because I`m sexy like that
Pink ------- Because I`m good in bed
Red -------- because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue ------- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple ----- because I`m gay
Gray ------- because I love marijuana
Other ------ because I have double D's
Green ------ because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange ----- because I smoked crack
Turquoise -- because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown ------ because I`m a pimp
Yellow------ because the feng shui was bad
Shirtless -- because I`ve got aids  

[iPolkaPuppy]

Here i go
I cuddled with a Rockstar(woot) because i love to snort cocaine  

[Ex Ciel]

I robbed a drink because I have... because I... D=

I'm wearing a red shirt.  

[CyCyDark]

I cuddled with a teletubby because I'm gay sweatdrop  

[Chibi_Momoe]

I ate a dog because I'm sexy like that  

[SkyGanko]

Just so happens that, I stabbed a dog because I had to  

[Your Bucky]

I stabbed a glass of milk because I have double D's



*looks down* Is it that obvious? rolleyes  

[Joeyfish5]

I ran shirtless with a homo because i am sexy like that

YOU KNOW IT!  

[iPolkaPuppy]

i knew its was funnz woot!~  

[I Love Frost]

I banged an easter egg because I love to snort cocaine rofl  

[NoBoundariesMule]

I ran shirtless with a bum because I had to.
Wow.. Scary and freaky.>_<  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

I beat, my grandma, because I`m sexy like that...?!?
 

[Kirei_chan]

I killed my lover because I'm sexy like that.  

[JustAPoisonApple]

I stabbed my girfriend because I love marijuana

- Should I be worried that, that made sense?  

[iPolkaPuppy]

come on pplz post pwease