I think that this needs the Police.

[gamerguy121]

I need protection from this.

Quote:

omg lik hay wuts up hoME can i hav gold lik mi acc was haked and nou i hav nuthing 2 mi nam if u dunt giv me guld ill repurt u 2 the moduraturs 4 beein meen 2 me so ha now start a trad w/me and giv me alot uv guld now and giv me ur stuf u meeny if u dunt ur a dik!!!!!!!!! u r wai meen 2 me so go awai luzer or ill repurt u but 1st giv me the stuf bich or els!!!

This was on of my PMs. I think the Military guild and the Police guild I own need to provide protection. I get these PMs nearly every day! I will attempt to translate.

Oh my god, like, hey! What's up, homie? Can I have gold? Like, my account was hacked and now I have nothing to my name. If you don't give me gold, I'll report you to the moderators for beeing mean to me, so ha! Now start a trade with me and give me a lot of your gold, and give me all your stuff, you meany! If you don't, you're a d**k!!!!!! You are way mean to me, so go away, loser, or I'll report you, but first, give me the stuff, b***h, or else!

Kill me. Please.  

[Patron with a Mission]

That's why I accept PMs only from friends or guild members. If it is not from either of those, it gets deleted without questions, not even read.  

[MyOwnBestCritic]

That's what the "delete" button is for. ;D

Maybe Gaian inboxes need a "spam filter?"  

[xXBisexual FlanXx]

Hm...judging by that grammar/spelling, I think you need the 'Poice', not the 'Police'. I am a 'Poice'. We're like the police, but we get to wear purple-ish suits, strut around like we're important, and beat up anyone who abuses the English language.

We are so cool, we poice are.  

[Anriazna]

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That is the worst beg/threat PM I have ever seen.
Not only does it not sound intimidating, it's fifty times worse grammatically. confused

 

[gamerguy121]

Tell me about it...Can I join the 'Poice'?  

[xXBisexual FlanXx]

Sure you can! I'm very good at promoting the Poice, but there are actually only about three members so far...>.> But anyway! Just act like you have every right to be wherever you are, and tell people with bad grammar and spelling that they owe everyone in the thread 10+ gold for harming them with their horrible typing skills. The amount charged depends on how bad the text talk is.

If you act important enough, people will usually wield over to you, thinking you to be an admin or some such. It's all about brain psychology. ^^  

[gamerguy121]

Yay!

HEY YOU! IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER!

We attack the chatterbox in 1 second!