You know those little bottles they're putting in Aquariums?

[xXBisexual FlanXx]

Well, I was making some money answering them, when I came across one that said this:

Retard McSpakkypants

WAtS Ur FaviReT Meal.Or FOOD!

Do these bottles encourage typing like this? I think I'm scarred for life.  

[Mr Enigma Girl]

Urgh! I saw so many mistakes that I couldn't help correcting them. People don't bother going to your profile and shouting at you for it, so why not?

Somebody asked: what are the most important thing's in the world for you.
I said: Capital letters at the start of sentences, correctly placed apostrophes and question marks at the end of questions are all equally important to me.

It was kind of cruel, but I had to do it.  

[Mr Enigma Girl]

Oh, baby! I've come back with some more horrors from the bottle!

This is just disgusting:

Quote:

hey have you ever stuck your finger up a dogs butt hole tell me about it wene it happened if not tell me something else you did like stick your finger up a dogs butt hole

Ugh. Nothing new, but still awful.

Quote:

hey just wanted to say watz up and ask a few questionswat iz ur name ?wat iz u fav ting 2 do ?how do u spend ur time ? ant tatz it biie

This is just sad. I cut out the name.

Quote:

Hi I'm -------- please send me a reply please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A reply from a friend of caps lock...

Quote:

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!!! O wait........No i don't NOWZ I KNOWZ!!!! That one really cool game with the PEW PEW and NEEEERRRRR and HONK HONK!!!! Thats one you play smile

KNOW YOUR HOMOPHONES!

Quote:

id half too say club penguin lol

If I wasn't so poor, I'd never open those stupid things.  

[xXBisexual FlanXx]

Here's a few new ones:

Quote:

hey im new and want to meet new people if ur interested message or comment me =P

((Why assume that the general public cares?))

Quote:

that can i be a wizard girl for ever!!!

((What is she trying to say in this one?))  

[Farrago]

Sometimes I mock people in the bottles. I'll say things like, 'Weww, i dont wike peepaw who doo tha. NOW STOP IRRITATING ME.' It's fun.  

[xXBisexual FlanXx]

I've got another one. This one attacked my mule account.

some random s**t who thought he knew what he was doing

Hay this is lordzyqus22 I am a PS3 nut I am trying 2 get ppl to play with me on it but there are no one I now that play it if you have 1 my name on it id Lordzyqus22 look me up LOL ttuthere

Any idea what this means, guys?  

[xXBisexual FlanXx]

OK, I've got another one...

some random s**t who didn't know what was coming

what is the gliest ******** thing you have ever seen

Anyone know what 'gliest' means? I think it's 'gayest', but that's just a wild guess...  

[Mr Enigma Girl]

Quote:

hi... uh i play zu online.. whats one of igg... but now iwe left it... can someone who plays it can tell ppl in Wu -Misana- doesn't appear anymore.. .-.-'

question

Sigh...  

[YourLovelyBear]

"Gliest" probably means ugliest.

@ Flan:
Hey, this is [name]. I am a PS3 nut [I love PS3's]. I am trying to get people to play with me on it, but there isn't anyone I know that plays it. If you have one, my name on it is [name]. Look me up. Laugh out loud. Talk to you there.

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[ex.]
If you like, you can bribe with gold, items, or art trade. C:

 

[MyOwnBestCritic]

I don't even dignify those with a response. "Skip! Next."  

[sayaandtenshi]

Oh, I got a fun one! I don't have it copied but I remember it was terrible grammar and spelling but somehow it had gotten tons of replies in the same fashion. Well I replied saying that they didn't deserve my response and that they would sound smarter is they would spell correctly. Guess what? I won! I was so proud of myself.  

[Henneth Annun]

Wow, I got off lucky. So far I haven't gotten any bottles with contents that is doubtfuly in English.  

[Nicholas Kaze]

Wow. I leave Gaia for all of three weeks, and look what happens. I feel a little queasy.  

[Numlaenau]

I opened up a bottle tonight that just said 'u'. Sigh. gonk  

[Honeydukes Lover]

xXBisexual FlanXx

OK, I've got another one...

some random s**t who didn't know what was coming

what is the gliest ******** thing you have ever seen

Anyone know what 'gliest' means? I think it's 'gayest', but that's just a wild guess...

I think they were attempting (and failing) to say ugliest.