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Do the bottles encourage this?
It's gotta be them.
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Nah, there've always been morons like this.
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WHatZ wROnG wiTh iT.i LIkE iT!!!!(Me:I know where you live...)
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Poll whore option.
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xXBisexual FlanXx

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:45 pm


Well, I was making some money answering them, when I came across one that said this:

Retard McSpakkypants
WAtS Ur FaviReT Meal.Or FOOD!


Do these bottles encourage typing like this? I think I'm scarred for life.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:03 am


Urgh! I saw so many mistakes that I couldn't help correcting them. People don't bother going to your profile and shouting at you for it, so why not?

Somebody asked: what are the most important thing's in the world for you.
I said: Capital letters at the start of sentences, correctly placed apostrophes and question marks at the end of questions are all equally important to me.

It was kind of cruel, but I had to do it.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:42 pm


Oh, baby! I've come back with some more horrors from the bottle!

This is just disgusting:
Quote:
hey have you ever stuck your finger up a dogs butt hole tell me about it wene it happened if not tell me something else you did like stick your finger up a dogs butt hole


Ugh. Nothing new, but still awful.
Quote:
hey just wanted to say watz up and ask a few questionswat iz ur name ?wat iz u fav ting 2 do ?how do u spend ur time ? ant tatz it biie


This is just sad. I cut out the name.
Quote:
Hi I'm -------- please send me a reply please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A reply from a friend of caps lock...
Quote:
I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!!! O wait........No i don't NOWZ I KNOWZ!!!! That one really cool game with the PEW PEW and NEEEERRRRR and HONK HONK!!!! Thats one you play smile


KNOW YOUR HOMOPHONES!
Quote:
id half too say club penguin lol



If I wasn't so poor, I'd never open those stupid things.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:33 am


Here's a few new ones:

Quote:
hey im new and want to meet new people if ur interested message or comment me =P

((Why assume that the general public cares?))
Quote:
that can i be a wizard girl for ever!!!

((What is she trying to say in this one?))

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:05 am


Sometimes I mock people in the bottles. I'll say things like, 'Weww, i dont wike peepaw who doo tha. NOW STOP IRRITATING ME.' It's fun.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:10 am


I've got another one. This one attacked my mule account.

some random s**t who thought he knew what he was doing
Hay this is lordzyqus22 I am a PS3 nut I am trying 2 get ppl to play with me on it but there are no one I now that play it if you have 1 my name on it id Lordzyqus22 look me up LOL ttuthere


Any idea what this means, guys?

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xXBisexual FlanXx

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:44 pm


OK, I've got another one...

some random s**t who didn't know what was coming
what is the gliest ******** thing you have ever seen


Anyone know what 'gliest' means? I think it's 'gayest', but that's just a wild guess...
PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:38 am


Quote:
hi... uh i play zu online.. whats one of igg... but now iwe left it... can someone who plays it can tell ppl in Wu -Misana- doesn't appear anymore.. .-.-'


question

Sigh...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:04 pm


"Gliest" probably means ugliest.

@ Flan:
Hey, this is [name]. I am a PS3 nut [I love PS3's]. I am trying to get people to play with me on it, but there isn't anyone I know that plays it. If you have one, my name on it is [name]. Look me up. Laugh out loud. Talk to you there.



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If you like, you can bribe with gold, items, or art trade. C:
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:26 pm


I don't even dignify those with a response. "Skip! Next."

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:25 pm


Oh, I got a fun one! I don't have it copied but I remember it was terrible grammar and spelling but somehow it had gotten tons of replies in the same fashion. Well I replied saying that they didn't deserve my response and that they would sound smarter is they would spell correctly. Guess what? I won! I was so proud of myself.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:27 pm


Wow, I got off lucky. So far I haven't gotten any bottles with contents that is doubtfuly in English.

Henneth Annun


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:15 pm


Wow. I leave Gaia for all of three weeks, and look what happens. I feel a little queasy.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:28 am


I opened up a bottle tonight that just said 'u'. Sigh. gonk

Numlaenau


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:46 pm


xXBisexual FlanXx
OK, I've got another one...

some random s**t who didn't know what was coming
what is the gliest ******** thing you have ever seen


Anyone know what 'gliest' means? I think it's 'gayest', but that's just a wild guess...


I think they were attempting (and failing) to say ugliest.
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