"Pukiii??"

[Bruce of House Banner]

Supposedly Native English-Speaking Person Who Really Needs to Take English As a Second Language Classes

yoa meh name is.... uhhh whats meh name i forgot it. ahhh noooooooo i dont want to go on life without a name nooaze helpp tell meh meh name omg its urrr pukiii..... ima weirdo..... do u havea pukiii??

I found this thing in a bottled message that came to my poor, innocent aquarium. I feel like my aquarium has been violated.
It burns my eyes! Additionally, what the heck is, "pukiii," anyway? mad  

[xXBisexual FlanXx]

Ah, yes, those bottles just attack you, don't they? I have a thread I should start dedicating to how horrible these things are or sommat.

I think 'Pukiii' is supposed to be a name or sommat along that line. Or maybe a pet? I dunno, but your bottle isn't anything as bad as finding this in a bottle:

Moron who thinks he can speak English

WAtS Ur FaviReT Meal.Or FOOD!

 

[Bruce of House Banner]

Oh my goodness. That is truly very sad indeed. You definitely should start a thread about the English-mutilating bottles. *gets out the Scimitar of Literacy+10* Now, may I smite this idiot?  

[Mr Enigma Girl]

Smite away!

By the way, does your aquarium name have anything to do with The Wee Free Men?

mrgreen  

[Bruce of House Banner]

*proceeds to smite all bottled noobs*

My aquarium is named for the Celtic mythical place in the water called 'Land Under Wave' which I read about in a book of Scottish fairy tales. I've never read a Pratchett book where the Wee Free Men talked about Land Under Wave, but I'd imagine they know about the place, since they are technically Scottish, so yes, you could say my aquarium's name has everything to do with the Wee Free Men. XD  

[Mr Enigma Girl]

Well, in The Wee Free Men, there's a girl called Tiffany Aching and her name means Land Under Wave...or there was something related to it in there...

I love that book. I'm trying to read the whole of the Discworld series.  

[Bruce of House Banner]

Oh. I love the Discworld, too! biggrin  

[xXBisexual FlanXx]

Oh! Are we talking about the Tiffany Aching adventures now? I love those books!  

[Bruce of House Banner]

Yes, Flan. biggrin Those are good books.  

[xXBisexual FlanXx]

Yep. Although, my favorite Pratchett book was Mort. It was the first one I read. ^^  

[Bruce of House Banner]

Mine is the Light Fantastic, because Rincewind is awesome and Twoflower is so funny. ^.^  

[Stylish_n_Cute]

*sniffles* that kinda thing makes me want to cry. emo