You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...

[Rent-A-Yaoi-Cop]

You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru."
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic  

[N.A.T.A]

Dude totally epic because ten or more are true for me. blaugh


...You start referring to countries by their human names.  

[chiyo_xx]

I only want to be...

yes, i sketch characters/pairings on my history notes lol

...With you once again.

 

[Mubyou]

I'm writing a novel, and I was going between typing it an e-mailing a friend one day when we started talking about Hetalia.
Once I caught it, I changed it to what it was supposed to be, like this...

Quote:

“So he… thinks he’s a girl?”
“Not really. It’s more like he just wants people to think he’s a girl. He really knows that he is indeed of the male gender, and I don’t think he’ll forget or anything.”
“I see” Chelsea lied.
“Don’t be so critical.”
Chelsea raised her eyebrows.
“Hey, there’s something wrong with everybody.” Enrique replied.

However, I originally wrote it like this...

Quote:

“So he… thinks he’s a girl?”
“Not really. It’s more like he just wants people to think he’s a girl. He really knows that he is indeed of the male gender, and I don’t think he’ll forget or anything.”
“I see” Arthur lied.
“Don’t be so critical.”
Chelsea raised her eyebrows.
“Hey, there’s something wrong with everybody.” Alfred replied.

Oddly enough, Enrique is a fairy.

Makes me wonder why Alfred and Arthur were talking about transvestites...  

[hakimori-kazi]

... XD

lemme tryyy *but i suck*

You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...

you can't keep a straight face in History (esp. European/American) [World history is so-so]  

[No_Pun_Intended]

You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when you burst out laughing while playing Trauma Center because Angie said "Vitals are dropping".
Then the patient dies...

*oh so guilty*



 

[Celebiest]

You know you have an Hetalia addiction when:

-you develop a fetish for uniforms
-you can't resist defacing a Hello Kitty doll
-you get "Marukaite Chiikyuu" stuck in your head for days at a time
-you think facial hair is sexy  

[Whispering Solitude]

No_Pun_Intended

You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when you burst out laughing while playing Trauma Center because Angie said "Vitals are dropping".
Then the patient dies...

*oh so guilty*

This comment is epic win. xD  

[zawazawaii]

it's getting much too late in the bus back to the city.
the day is ending, ending dark, and maybe so are we.
but when the final summer ends....
if i could come back down to earth...
i would only live my life again, and what would that be worth?

I know that now I constantly throw out little 'Yeah~ho's, like from Italy's little song he sang to Germany.

WTF that was the cutest thing ever.

i could only kiss you once again...what would that be worth?

 

[No_Pun_Intended]

Honey Delilah

it's getting much too late in the bus back to the city.
the day is ending, ending dark, and maybe so are we.
but when the final summer ends....
if i could come back down to earth...
i would only live my life again, and what would that be worth?

I know that now I constantly throw out little 'Yeah~ho's, like from Italy's little song he sang to Germany.

WTF that was the cutest thing ever.

i could only kiss you once again...what would that be worth?

I do that...

So does Roma Jii-chan. (Maybe it's an Italian thing) xD  

[Yuki-puki6]

OMG that's so true, for a week ago or so we discussed about the European Union (I could help to giggle in the classroom) and then later about the special relationship between Uk and US....My imagination was going wild heheh
blaugh I have probably 15 or so of the list x3  

[Rent-A-Yaoi-Cop]

Yuki-puki6

OMG that's so true, for a week ago or so we discussed about the European Union (I could help to giggle in the classroom) and then later about the special relationship between Uk and US....My imagination was going wild heheh
blaugh I have probably 15 or so of the list x3

lol i had giggle moments in history as well....but my teacher allready knowz im crazy XD
and he'z Canadian, so im gonna draw a pic of Canada and post it in his room and laugh cause he wont get it XD  

[iSeoul]

ROFL, most of these are true for me, too. xD And it's just gotten me to love Japan and Korea even more now, lol. Though I'm still irritated about the big fuss Korea made over APH Dx  

[Luckybug76]

Oh, man, I've got a handful of these...*tries to remember gonk *
You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...

...you hear classical piano music and instantly think about Austria.*
...you snicker during your history final because of the country names and your teacher suspects you of cheating.
...your sibling is a APH fan and whenever you see them you say "PASTAAA!!" much to the confusion of your parents.*
...your friend proudly declares that he is Russian, you crack up and think that he looks kinda like Ivan.*
...the country Austria/Hungary is now your favorite, despite the fact that it no longer exists and that you live in America.*
...you think Italy sounds adorable when he barks like a dog.*
...you can't imagine a properly functioning Italian ANYTHING.
...you see a picture of Kakashi Hatake without his mask on and think that he looks like Austria 'cause of the mole.*

* = I'm guilty  

[zawazawaii]

Luckybug76

...you think Italy sounds adorable when he barks like a dog.*

it's getting much too late in the bus back to the city.
the day is ending, ending dark, and maybe so are we.
but when the final summer ends....
if i could come back down to earth...
i would only live my life again, and what would that be worth?

'Wuh! Wuh, wuh!'

gonk gonk gonk heart heart heart

i could only kiss you once again...what would that be worth?