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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:55 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:38 pm
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"Life is the only thing you can't get out of alive." --Unknown
"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse." --Unknown
"Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway." --Unknown
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." -Unknown
"War dosen't determine who's right. War determines who's left!" --Unknown
" My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." --Erma Bombeck
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." --David Letterman
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." --Robert A. Heinlein
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm." -- Winston Churchill
"Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about." -- Oscar Wilde
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." -- Mark Twain
"He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Winston Churchill
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." -- Woody Allen
"Good-bye. I am leaving because i'm bored." -- George Saunders (last words)
"Reminds me of a safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." -- W.C. Fields
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very consistant one." -- Albert Einstein
"This "telephone" has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union internal memo, 1876
I know it's a long list but...oh well! More soon to come!
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:29 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:08 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:27 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:11 am
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Anneechin23 Hehe, I'd like to find the ditziest Person I know, and record their quotes for a day.... So instead... Here's a Conversation My Best friend and I had.... "You're going to be smacked with a Salmon for all eternity," "Really?!" "Yes, and It will smell like Nacho Cheese..." "Oh My GOD, there is a heaven!" |
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:52 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:07 am
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MaisSkyss OOH! Just watched Serenity. Great movie.
"Attention, this is the captian. We may be expirancing some slight turbulance, and then explode."
I saw it too! Have you seen Firefly? The show that came before that, there are some really cool quotes in it!
Mal: "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."
Wash: "Everything looks good from here... (beat...playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."
(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."
(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"
(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."
Precher: "I brought you some supper but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped...sin and hellfire... one has lepers."
Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."
Zoe: "Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something."
Wash: (alarmed) "Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!?" (deadpan) "Oh right, that would be me. Back to work."
Kaylee: (pointing to a pink frilly dress) "Say, look at the fluffy one!"
Zoe: "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink."
Wash: "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?"
Jayne: "I'll chip in."
Zoe: (to Jayne) "I can hurt you."
Harrow: "You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward."
Inara: "It's humiliation."
Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right."
Mal: "So, she's added cussing and hurling about of things to her repertoire. She really is a prodigy."
Simon: "It's just a bad day."
Mal: "No, a bad day is when someone's yellin' spooks the cattle. Understand? You ever see cattle stampede when they got no place to run? It's kind of like a...a meat grinder. And it'll lose us half the herd."
Simon: "She hasn't gone anywhere near the cattle."
Mal: "No, but in case you hadn't noticed, her voice kinda carries. We're two miles above ground and they can probably hear her down there. Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (to River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't."
River: "The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems."
Mal: (to Simon) "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like."
Kaylee: "Well, we're headed for help... right?"
Zoe: "Captain will come up with a plan."
Kaylee: "That's good. Right?"
Zoe: "Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans."
Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?"
Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir."
Mal: "Ain't we just!"
Shepered: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?"
Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."
Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Shepered: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
^^^^^^^^
Favorite!!! mrgreen
Jayne: "I got post?"
Book: "Might we all want to step back a few paces before he opens that?"
Jayne: "Ha ha. It's from my mother." (puts on ugly homemade hat) "How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don'tchya think?"
Kaylee: "I think it's the sweetest hat ever."
Book: "Makes a statement."
Jayne: "Yeah, yeah!"
Wash: "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."
Jayne: "Damn straight."
Inara: "It sounds like the sort of thing this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well, but-"
Nandi: "If they got guns, and brains at all..."
Inara: "They have guns."
Zoe: "No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative."
Jayne: "Good. 'Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to."
Mal: "They're whores."
Jayne: "I'm in."
Wash: "Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?"
Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up."
Wash: "I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."
Mal: "But she does have an oddness to her. And I ain't just talking about her proficiency with firearms. Girl knows things. Things she shouldn't. Things she couldn't."
Jayne: "Wha-...are you-are you sayin' she's a witch?"
Wash: (sarcastically) "Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the beast."
Jayne: "She's in Congress?"
Wash: (amazed) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious."
Wash: "Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction."
Zoe: "We live in a space ship, dear."
(I might have gone a bit crazy.... I just love that show!!) |
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:12 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:23 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:27 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:23 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:57 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:58 am
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