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 Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:59 pm
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT DEATH, THATS RIGHT, DEATH. DEATH'S BEEN AROUND SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME, BUT TODAY I BRING IT TO YOU WITH A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. I'M DEAD! THATS RIGHT, I'M DEAD. BECAUSE I DO NOTHING BUT YELL... MY HEART GAVE OUT AND I DIED. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE... BECAUSE I'M DEAD, YOU DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY ANNOYING VOICE AT THREE IN THE MORNING IN BETWEEN M.A.S.H RERUNS. DONT MISS OUT ON THIS AMAZING DEAL TO WATCH TV AGAIN WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT HAVING TO HERE MY CHEESE GRATING VOICE. LIMITED TIME OFFER, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE IS GOING TO TRY AND TAKE MY PLACE. DONT WAIT... GO WATCH TV NOW!! 
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:29 pm
I watched some episodes of Pitchmen before class.
Billy Mays HATES/HATED, Vince Shlomi.
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:06 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:51 pm
I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS, BUT APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG.
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:00 am
ArmasTermin I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS, BUT APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG. HEY ITS BILLY ******** MAYS. THE DEATH OF A GOD DOSENT BLOW OVER IN A FEW DAYS.
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:37 am
I like both Vince and Billy. I'm sad he's gone. ;-;
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:06 pm
Ed McMahon too, Rommel.
But of course Ed died first. I can see him standing next to St. Peter and giving introductions.
"HEEEEEEERE'S JACKIE!"
"HEEEEEEERE'S BILLY!"
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:24 pm
Fresnel Ed McMahon too, Rommel. But of course Ed died first. I can see him standing next to St. Peter and giving introductions. "HEEEEEEERE'S JACKIE!" "HEEEEEEERE'S BILLY!" and Farah
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:23 pm
I want a copy of that Farrah Fawcett poster that was so popular.
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:03 pm
Orkronos Fresnel Ed McMahon too, Rommel. But of course Ed died first. I can see him standing next to St. Peter and giving introductions. "HEEEEEEERE'S JACKIE!" "HEEEEEEERE'S BILLY!" and Farah "Heeeeere's Farrah!" doesn't have the same ring to it, so it wasn't included. Sorry Farrah, but your name sucks.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:30 am
Fresnel Orkronos Fresnel Ed McMahon too, Rommel. But of course Ed died first. I can see him standing next to St. Peter and giving introductions. "HEEEEEEERE'S JACKIE!" "HEEEEEEERE'S BILLY!" and Farah "Heeeeere's Farrah!" doesn't have the same ring to it, so it wasn't included. Sorry Farrah, but your name sucks. Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford either.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:33 pm
EVEN IN DEATH, BILLY MAYS..... ah, ******** it.
Even in death, Billy Mays will continue to sell ridiculously expensive s**t for twenty bucks. I just saw a commercial with him in it for some thing that plugs your phone into your car's speakers.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:39 am
Requiem in Mortis EVEN IN DEATH, BILLY MAYS..... ah, ******** it. Even in death, Billy Mays will continue to sell ridiculously expensive s**t for twenty bucks. I just saw a commercial with him in it for some thing that plugs your phone into your car's speakers. That's oooooold. Probably on a Maysothon.
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