SCARY GIANT SQUID FOUND OFF THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA

[Scrab Demon]

I wasn't paying attention and panicked when I heard that coming from the TV. Then I looked up from my hiding place from under the coffee table, and saw that it was just a regular ol' earth squid. sweatdrop

I then laughed my a** off because the headline actually said 'scary giant squid'.

But for that one split second I actually believed that the Elder God landed in america. rofl  

[QhaZomb]

NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE ELDER.

HE'S GOING TO TALK OUR EARS OFF AND RULE THE WORLD.  

[SniperWolf16]

And complain how Raziel is his servant and how he NEVER listens....no thank you...toss that thing back in the water I don't feel like listening to his endless yapping about the wheel of fate >.<  

[Azumith the Planner]

@ squidman
*puts in earplugs* What? What did you say? I HAVE THESE EARPLUGS IN SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU.  

[QhaZomb]

Seraphim-soulstealer

@ squidman
*puts in earplugs* What? What did you say? I HAVE THESE EARPLUGS IN SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU.

CLEVER MOVE.  

[Azumith the Planner]

Kitty Zombie

Seraphim-soulstealer

@ squidman
*puts in earplugs* What? What did you say? I HAVE THESE EARPLUGS IN SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU.

CLEVER MOVE.

WHAT? *takes out the earplugs* That's better. O.o oh wait... CRAP!
(thanks)  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Time to roast some squid  

[QhaZomb]

I'll fire up the grill.  

[Azumith the Planner]

Lieutenant Turel

Time to roast some squid

Wait. Which Squid? I think we already tried this once and it didn't go so well...  

[QhaZomb]

Seraphim-soulstealer

Lieutenant Turel

Time to roast some squid

Wait. Which Squid? I think we already tried this once and it didn't go so well...

If at first you don't succeed!  

[Iamnotasquid]

*stays in spectral realm*
I never landed on the shores of this "America"
Though I suppose I should one day  

[Samt03]

Fox news had a thingy of Giant squid attacking swimmers today... I heard it over my headphones... I was like 'oh no the Elder God has kids now?'  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Oh goody. Tell Raz it's multiplied  

[Collarchain]

ive always wonder how he can talk if he has no mouth.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Raziel's larynx burned off and yet he still managed to talk. i think its telekinetic transmission.