It's not quite txt tlk, but it's still ugly.

[Overshine]

Topic: ~The Apocolips The Fight Begins~ Zombie RP NEEDING PEEPS

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THE STORY

In 2000, A Toxic waste spilt, and started turning people into the Undead. Some people have servided, and they hope to get away from it all. They have been running there whole life. It has been 16 years sench the accident, and they are still running

THE RULES

~No God modding
~You must stay once u post
~Yes this is a romance so plzz hook up if ya can
~If it gets to cybering plzz go to Pm but keep it pg-18 in the forum
~i encourage violence and romance
~and you must Keep cussing to a minimum
~must pm me Profiles

Also, lol TOS in the rules section.

I've never actually checked the Barton forum, but I might be back if there are gems like these floating around.  

[MyOwnBestCritic]

I'm hoping "Apocolips" is a really bad pun, because I laughed out loud. XD

This is why I only join Literate and Advanced Literate RPs. The only one I've done so far was recommended by a friend... I don't want to go back to Barton Town. It scares me deep inside my soul. o.0;  

[Sarcastic Remark]

And here I was thinking RPers usually like writing and NOT sounding like idiots. They sure showed me.
(I know there are literate ones, just sayin'.)

 

[Craving for Skulls]

OMG, THAT IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN SINCE GEORGE BUSH.  

[Cherished Strawberries]

Wow. Just...wow. I can't believe it, but it's right there in front of me. The content of this is just as bad as the grammar and spelling. I'm sorry, but I need to list these points, just to keep them straight in my own head.

1) How does toxic waste turn people into zombies? I thought it was supposed to be a virus.

2) If it has only been 16 years, how can some of these people have been running their whole lives? No one would have been able to care for an infant/toddler/child if zombies were after them, and kids couldn't take care of themselves in that environment. They would have been picked off first because they're so defenseless.

3) If only a few people have survived, how do they hope to "get away from it all"? There's nowhere to get away to.

4) Cybering in any form, even pms, is not allowed.

5) Public forums aren't allowed to exceed PG-13.

6) The next rating would be R, not PG-18. PG means that parental guidance is suggested. PG-13 means that parental guidance is suggested for people under 13. Besides, R excludes people under 17, not people under 18.

7) He encourages violence and romance (I didn't know those were supposed to go together), yet he is put off by cussing? Don't get me wrong, I prefer cussing to be at a minimum, but, with all the other stuff he's condoning, this seems a bit odd.

Seven things I was digusted by...just in the content. But because he said he needed some: "Peep! Peep!"  

[Lady Pica]

My brain just exploded.  

[Farrago]

What is "sench"? eek