stoner quotes

[l u c i d x d r e a m s]

so we all have those moments
were we just blank out when were high,
and say something incredibly stupid,
or funny, or something that
just doesn't make sense at all.


and we all love hearing them, so my question is,
won't you share them with us?

a few of my own-a few days ago

me:it's like......I'm not here
Justin: but you are here...I think
me: were am I?!
Justin: in my mind
me:......HOLY s**t YOU ATE ME!!!  

[winter rat]

Honestly,
I don't really say stupid things anymore when I get high, I pretty much chilled out, though I remember dating back years ago ; when I first got my friend Cody high, we were chillen up in my room and we smoked him up a few blunts.

I have this Spongebob Lamp in my room, he grabs it and places it on his head and just screams "IT'S A SPONGEBOB YAMICA (spelling?)!"

Haha I love people when they first start smoking, they are just funny stupid.
Though, some are rather annoying.

 

[l u c i d x d r e a m s]

misfit baby

Honestly,
I don't really say stupid things anymore when I get high, I pretty much chilled out, though I remember dating back years ago ; when I first got my friend Cody high, we were chillen up in my room and we smoked him up a few blunts.

I have this Spongebob Lamp in my room, he grabs it and places it on his head and just screams "IT'S A SPONGEBOB YAMICA (spelling?)!"

Haha I love people when they first start smoking, they are just funny stupid.
Though, some are rather annoying.

I've only been smoking almost a year,
and when the few stupid things come out of my mouth,
my friends enjoy itXD
but other than that,
I don't say stupid things alotXD
except maybe the random, "dude...what?"  

[winter rat]

l u c i d x d r e a m s

misfit baby

Honestly,
I don't really say stupid things anymore when I get high, I pretty much chilled out, though I remember dating back years ago ; when I first got my friend Cody high, we were chillen up in my room and we smoked him up a few blunts.

I have this Spongebob Lamp in my room, he grabs it and places it on his head and just screams "IT'S A SPONGEBOB YAMICA (spelling?)!"

Haha I love people when they first start smoking, they are just funny stupid.
Though, some are rather annoying.

I've only been smoking almost a year,
and when the few stupid things come out of my mouth,
my friends enjoy itXD
but other than that,
I don't say stupid things alotXD
except maybe the random, "dude...what?"

Only a year? And you have a nice piece?
What the hell! XD
For the first year and half of me smoking I was smoking out of home-made crap! xP  

[l u c i d x d r e a m s]

misfit baby

l u c i d x d r e a m s

misfit baby

Honestly,
I don't really say stupid things anymore when I get high, I pretty much chilled out, though I remember dating back years ago ; when I first got my friend Cody high, we were chillen up in my room and we smoked him up a few blunts.

I have this Spongebob Lamp in my room, he grabs it and places it on his head and just screams "IT'S A SPONGEBOB YAMICA (spelling?)!"

Haha I love people when they first start smoking, they are just funny stupid.
Though, some are rather annoying.

I've only been smoking almost a year,
and when the few stupid things come out of my mouth,
my friends enjoy itXD
but other than that,
I don't say stupid things alotXD
except maybe the random, "dude...what?"

Only a year? And you have a nice piece?
What the hell! XD
For the first year and half of me smoking I was smoking out of home-made crap! xP

XDDDD
yessss
I get money foralot of the work I do.
I beat the mexicans!!!!
I started cleaning my neighbors gutters,
as well as my own
and I charge 20 an hour
and an extra 40 if I sprain/brake anything or get hurt on the job
so I won't sue them:]
so I get money to buy peices.
and then I just give my money to my sister/
good friends and entrust them with pickingme out apiece.  

[Falsified Documents]

Well, there was this one time I was at my friend Chris's house, and he was hopping around with a glowstick in his mouth - he swallowed it.

"O____O ...Am...I gonna die!?!? gonk gonk "
"lolwut?"

Ahhh, that was funny.
I've been smoking for almost two years.

Well, there was this one time recently, I was so ********' blown... I really like Tech N9ne, right? Heheh, I was all, "Omg, where do I put the 9 in Tech N9ne!?!? crying " Lolol.

 

[Obiwan katokey]

me: it feels like God is telling me to have premarital sex
Friend: dude... thats weird...
me: i know... but thats the only possible way to describe it
friend: wait... i think you might be horny...
me: heh-yeah  

[Obiwan katokey]

so my friend was telling a story and i think he had been talking for about 10 minutes and i was like "why are you still talking?" then there was this awkward silence so i suggested that we smoke another bowl to end the silence. so we smoked another bowl, which i didnt need at all, and he started talking again so after awhile i said the same thing and he just ignored me cause i was stoned off my a**. xd after that i was able to keep that phrase in my head...barely lol  

[Prophetess Cassandra]

The most recent stupid thing I remember saying when I was high was, "Just don't call the police, okay?" It had nothing to do with what everyone was talking about.  

[Obiwan katokey]

i had a huge puffy mosquito bite on my arm and my friend was like "thats a huge a** mosquito bite... it almost looks like an arm-n****e" which it does actually look like that lol  

[Fog Machine]

In the car just a little while ago:

Mom: You pretended to be straight?
ME: Yes, my name was Joe Kramer, and I hate those horrible homosexual homosapians.

 

[l u c i d x d r e a m s]

Ice Cold Faerie

In the car just a little while ago:

Mom: You pretended to be straight?
ME: Yes, my name was Joe Kramer, and I hate those horrible homosexual homosapians.

rofl rofl rofl rofl
ust laughed my a** offXD  

[Fog Machine]

l u c i d x d r e a m s

Ice Cold Faerie

In the car just a little while ago:

Mom: You pretended to be straight?
ME: Yes, my name was Joe Kramer, and I hate those horrible homosexual homosapians.

rofl rofl rofl rofl
just laughed my a** offXD

I was so stonedddd.

I had gone to my friends house earlier in the day,
and his dad is homophobic,
So I had to pretend to be straight.

 

[Diimari_Lives]

i got the best damn storry for this wink

ok so my bf and i were out on his porch and we're ******** blazed, like its hard to get this high kinda deal, now im watchin the trees cuz there was cool s**t goin on in em for me xP and idk where he's lookin or what he's doin, suddenly out of absolutly nowhere i hear
"cool s**t! ive got worms!!!"
and i just start to ******** die laughing. i turn around to see what hes talkin about and he was talkin about some fishing worms that were sitting up on the railing lol it was so awkward xD

 

[Obiwan katokey]

my mom and i had been flipping through channels on the tv when we stop on the movie master and commander. without recognizing what movie it was she said: "whats this movie about?" so without thinking i said idk i think its some kind of boat movie. and she said well duh yuh think? when i heard that i about fell on the floor laughing. she still doesnt suspect a thing... i think