Play it!

[WoahCheerios]

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WoahCheerios is questing...
Radio Jack 229,999g
Aquarium Watermeat 224,000g
Aquarium Lila the Mermaid 105,900g
Thank You Letter For Oct 2004 424,999g

Okay so I'm just here eating my mac & cheese and was thinking of ways to keep myself occupied on here, sooooo lets do this!...

Alrighty, it's really rather simple and called finish the story (although it could be never ending aha). Kay, all you have to do is add on to what I say with your own version of what would happen next.

EX.

Story starts: I walk into the kitchen to fetch myself some mac & cheese...
1nd reply: as soon as I open the cabnet Indiana Jones jumps out and kidnaps my cat...
2nd reply: I didn't care too much for it anyway so I heated up the mac and cheese and began eating...

You can edit anything in the story (give the "I" a name, make things explode that normally wouldn't, flying elephants, etc etc. Just make it interesting and funny.)

Get it get it get it??
KAY. So do it.

I'll start off the story kinda simple.

It was a beautiful day so I sat outside and lounged for a tan.
BEGIN.

...Please help WoahCheerios with her quest!

 

[Orthopedic Underwear]

While I was laying down for said tan, my mother came outside jiggydancing to YMCA with her book club of fat vultures behind her.  

[cannibal tears]

that's when a blood thristy terradactyl flew out from no where and tipped over my lawn chair.

 

[Orthopedic Underwear]

I immediately called 911 but they said they treated every dinosaur except terradactyls. So I let him die, because there were fresh brownies in my oven.  

[Nikolaosnagaina]

I then awoke, startled I had dreamt about pterodactyls and brownies. I turned on the light...  

[ElFreshPrince]

...........Then Vampire pandas climbed threw the windows ands stole all teh cookiez  

[cannibal tears]

I then was a victim of suicidal thoughts,
until it occurred to me i could just make a some new ones.

 

[Bebarabi]

I skipped back to my fridge cheerfully only to realize I was out of cookie dough. FML.  

[cannibal tears]

just when i thought it couldnt get worse, an earthquake hit our town. the fridge then fell on me, i was stuck under there for hours until a half eaten sandwich helped me out.

 

[ElFreshPrince]

Then i got hungry and decided to eat it but then it got mad and threatened to eat itself, i said tht waznt physically possible...............  

[cannibal tears]

*NOMNOMNOMNOM* to all my surprise, it is possible to eat yourself.
...shocking, I then decided to go outside to buy some lemonade from my wealthy neighbors kids. Once I bought the $0.50 lemonade, I threw the juice to their faces and flew off with the money they had made while they were itching their soaring eye balls.

Currently listening to; Paper Gangstuh - Lady Gaga

 

[ElFreshPrince]

As i ran i tripped and a hobo took my money,he went and gave it to charity.as i got up they took it and drove off.i then proceded to kick some hobo a**  

[cannibal tears]

the hobo took of his long coat, i soon discovered that he was on hell of a built hobo.  

[Bebarabi]

His boobs were nice.

I feel in love.  

[ElFreshPrince]

but alas our love could never be....the children would have died from starvation.....so i continued walking